It's about sex and sexual fluids and cake and it all being one whole mess, I'm not sure you were the intended audience XD It looked like the writer's wank-material. I am somewhat familiar with the concept. Sometimes one it hot and bothered and one needs to write it out. But you are allowed to not be a fan of it, of course, I'm just used to viewing the vast majority of things through my gray-tinted glasses. Most of the time. I mean, if the consent thing is fuzzy I'll be bothered, or something along those lines. Gosh, the more I try to explain it the more it sounds like I'm thumbing my nose at you. Or I'm just reading it that way. (I am so confusing blehh)
yeah, potentially. though i don't think it got infamous as much for the cakefucking as it did for some of the weird phrasing and many many moments of 'thats not how bodies work no'. ....i didn't want to sound like i was just having a laugh at the author for their taste in smutty fanfic because i really don't care what they're into and i've seen weirder things than disney characters lusting wildly over cake/each other, and i feel kinda bad now that that i made that the focal point :S EDIT: i feel all eeeckkghhh about having posted about the fic to begin with so let's maybe just pretend i am better at things than i really am and act like none of this happened.
Haha, no shame for your phrasing. heck I was just going off the few paragraphs I saw, I didn't even read it. And how do you know that's not how their bodies work, their eyes make up a fifth of their face and Elsa blasts ice from her palms. They have weird magic memory trolls. Do not put these women into your Real Human box XD XD XD kidding x.x Does anyone else read parodies of Badfics? The My Immortal ones are generally very good. And someone read and illustrated the first like, eleven chapters on Youtube.
Necroing thread because WHO WANTS TO READ MY PLAYER'S CONTRIBUTIONS TO MY PATHFINDER WRITEUP? I need somewhere to vent the facepalming. I can't tell him he's terrible because I can't be held responsible for making the poor sweet puppy has a sad and I don't want to discourage anyone's creative endeavors, but... "...he exclaimed in a harsh whispered yell..." ... is a phrase that now inhabits this plane of existence and I can't suffer alone, I can't. He wants to help so badly but it's like a puppy or a toddler "helping" repaint a wall. He picks up the brush and there's paint all over you, the wall, him, and the cat. I'm keeping the heart of his contributions in the write-up but holy crap do I take creative liberty to make it readable.
I can't believe there are 6 pages of badfic thread and nobody has mentioned the epic majesty of legolas by laura.
Well, I guess it was implied when the PPC was mentioned. Too bad I can't really contribute to this thread, as the badfic I find tends to be the squickier and more generally terrible stuff.
I actually almost applied for permission at one point. Sala would have been a hilarious PPC agent, because she's hideously overpowered most of the time, but if she did much of anything flashy on a mission she'd drop out of the Word World entirely.
I have two mostly-ready WIP agents, but I still haven't figured out a name and some other stuff for one of them. And I won't be able to write much for a while anyway.
It's wonderful, I love you. I'll respond later and I may post my version of the fight too, just for giggles. Y'know, where I cut out a full page of internal monologue completely and gave Varric and Dave actual fighting skills and personalities beyond "talking practice dummy"
Again, not badfic, but an unfortunate bit of wording in one of my faves: "She slipped on slippers, slipping from the room"
Question: would anyone like to look at my (badly unfinished) msting of a terrible harry potter fanfic?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/...-4HyaP44GmrydR9S77WU/edit?usp=docslist_apiapi This had to have been someone's project. There's a fake royal family in here and they added stuff to the fanwiki about it. Warning: the doc be big
I think you mean incredibly fortunate. My favorite bad writing line ever is one from that GaiaOnline adult spinoff that was around about two years ago - "In the dark, no one would notice a man with two arms."
I'm gonna just copypaste my post from the TF2 thread, because I need to expose more people to this crime against humanity. Behold, the worst fanfic I've ever seen: Breed. Keep in mind that this piece of shit has the most kudos on AO3 than any other TF2 fic. Spoiler: the description An AU where the Red Medic captures a load of Scouts and surgically alters them into cunt boys. He pumps them full of female hormones and estrogen, making them constantly horny and desperate for cock. At first they only have a cunt, but as time goes by their chest begins to develop, day by day expanding and getting fatter. When they reach a certain size they’re ready to be milked and finally bred. This is a breeder farm setting where human beings are kept like cattle, if this shit unsettles you don’t click any further. WARNING: This fic contains slurs that may be considered offensive. Proceed with caution. This shit is gonna' be extremely dubious and fucked up, as with all my work check the tags before proceeding further. Spoiler: the tags. the fucking tags. jesus christ save me Breeding Forced Breeding Breeding farm Feral Behavior bitches Mating Cycles/In Heat Vaginal Fingering Lactation Kink Male Lactation Human Experimentation Human beings being kept as cattle Fuckslaves Forced Orgasm Forced Pregnancy Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Alpha/Omega Male Pregnancy Omega pregnancy Knotting Knotting Dildos Other Additional Tags to Be Added Rape Rape/Non-con Elements Extremely dubious Force-Feeding Fucking Machines Machines Milking Milking Machines Enemas Inflation Come Inflation Cattle Treating humans as animals Drug-Induced Sex fear/Distress Male Knot feral sniper - Freeform Cboy Scout - Freeform forced drug taking messing Self messing Spanking Dirty Talk Watersports Males with artificial female genitalia Large Breasts Altered genitalia Humans with Canine genitalia Mild Gore Forced cannibalisation Human Breeding Breastfeeding shock therapy Electric shocks Object Insertion Large Insertion Orgy Pregnant Sex Mild Scat Slurs ballgag Cock Slut gangrape large object insertion Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism Forced Alcohol Consumption Semi-Public Sex Public Humiliation Not only is it a creepy, messed up fetish fic, it's also incredibly poorly written. The fic has nothing to do with TF2 except the characters' names. Everyone is OOC. The writing is awkward and bland. This fic isn't even bad in a funny way. It's just bad. The author has written other atrocities, which have also gotten hundreds of kudos. God damn. You know what's also bad about it? It's still going. It updated relatively recently.
