Badfic

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by wixbloom, Mar 9, 2015.

  1. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    It's about sex and sexual fluids and cake and it all being one whole mess, I'm not sure you were the intended audience XD

    It looked like the writer's wank-material. I am somewhat familiar with the concept.

    Sometimes one it hot and bothered and one needs to write it out.

    But you are allowed to not be a fan of it, of course, I'm just used to viewing the vast majority of things through my gray-tinted glasses. Most of the time. I mean, if the consent thing is fuzzy I'll be bothered, or something along those lines. Gosh, the more I try to explain it the more it sounds like I'm thumbing my nose at you. Or I'm just reading it that way. (I am so confusing blehh)
     
  2. sicklyprince

    sicklyprince giant androgynous glam monster

    yeah, potentially. though i don't think it got infamous as much for the cakefucking as it did for some of the weird phrasing and many many moments of 'thats not how bodies work no'.

    ....i didn't want to sound like i was just having a laugh at the author for their taste in smutty fanfic because i really don't care what they're into and i've seen weirder things than disney characters lusting wildly over cake/each other, and i feel kinda bad now that that i made that the focal point :S

    EDIT: i feel all eeeckkghhh about having posted about the fic to begin with so let's maybe just pretend i am better at things than i really am and act like none of this happened.
     
    Last edited: Oct 16, 2015
  3. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    Haha, no shame for your phrasing. heck I was just going off the few paragraphs I saw, I didn't even read it.

    And how do you know that's not how their bodies work, their eyes make up a fifth of their face and Elsa blasts ice from her palms. They have weird magic memory trolls. Do not put these women into your Real Human box XD XD XD kidding x.x

    Does anyone else read parodies of Badfics? The My Immortal ones are generally very good. And someone read and illustrated the first like, eleven chapters on Youtube.
     
  4. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    WAIT A MINUTE, SHE DID 43 CHAPTERS.

    My bad.

    (Badfics Illustrated, you will not be disappointed.)
     
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  5. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    How is Same Love Lockdown badfic, this is beautiful.

    i want to print it out and frame in in gold.
     
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  6. sicknastyspades

    sicknastyspades Most Rad.

    Same Love Lockdown is a goddamn masterpiece.
     
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  7. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    Necroing thread because WHO WANTS TO READ MY PLAYER'S CONTRIBUTIONS TO MY PATHFINDER WRITEUP?

    I need somewhere to vent the facepalming. I can't tell him he's terrible because I can't be held responsible for making the poor sweet puppy has a sad and I don't want to discourage anyone's creative endeavors, but...

    "...he exclaimed in a harsh whispered yell..."

    ... is a phrase that now inhabits this plane of existence and I can't suffer alone, I can't. He wants to help so badly but it's like a puppy or a toddler "helping" repaint a wall. He picks up the brush and there's paint all over you, the wall, him, and the cat.

    I'm keeping the heart of his contributions in the write-up but holy crap do I take creative liberty to make it readable.
     
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  8. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I can't believe there are 6 pages of badfic thread and nobody has mentioned the epic majesty of legolas by laura.
     
    Last edited: Mar 30, 2016
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  9. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Well, I guess it was implied when the PPC was mentioned.
    Too bad I can't really contribute to this thread, as the badfic I find tends to be the squickier and more generally terrible stuff.
     
  10. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I actually almost applied for permission at one point. Sala would have been a hilarious PPC agent, because she's hideously overpowered most of the time, but if she did much of anything flashy on a mission she'd drop out of the Word World entirely.
     
    Last edited: Mar 30, 2016
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  11. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    I have two mostly-ready WIP agents, but I still haven't figured out a name and some other stuff for one of them. And I won't be able to write much for a while anyway.
     
  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I added copious obnoxious helpful commentary. :::PPP
     
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  13. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    It's wonderful, I love you. I'll respond later and I may post my version of the fight too, just for giggles. Y'know, where I cut out a full page of internal monologue completely and gave Varric and Dave actual fighting skills and personalities beyond "talking practice dummy"
     
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  14. wixbloom

    wixbloom artcute

    Again, not badfic, but an unfortunate bit of wording in one of my faves:

    "She slipped on slippers, slipping from the room"
     
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  15. peripheral

    peripheral Kinky Digamma

    Question: would anyone like to look at my (badly unfinished) msting of a terrible harry potter fanfic?
     
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  16. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Terrible Harry Potter fanfic makes the world go round. :::DDD
     
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  17. peripheral

    peripheral Kinky Digamma

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  18. peripheral

    peripheral Kinky Digamma

    Oh and uh.

    I'd like concrit on my commentary? If that makes sense
     
  19. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    I think you mean incredibly fortunate.

    My favorite bad writing line ever is one from that GaiaOnline adult spinoff that was around about two years ago - "In the dark, no one would notice a man with two arms."
     
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  20. mustelid

    mustelid encounter me in the trench

    I'm gonna just copypaste my post from the TF2 thread, because I need to expose more people to this crime against humanity.

    Behold, the worst fanfic I've ever seen: Breed.

    Keep in mind that this piece of shit has the most kudos on AO3 than any other TF2 fic.

    An AU where the Red Medic captures a load of Scouts and surgically alters them into cunt boys. He pumps them full of female hormones and estrogen, making them constantly horny and desperate for cock. At first they only have a cunt, but as time goes by their chest begins to develop, day by day expanding and getting fatter. When they reach a certain size they’re ready to be milked and finally bred.

    This is a breeder farm setting where human beings are kept like cattle, if this shit unsettles you don’t click any further.

    WARNING: This fic contains slurs that may be considered offensive. Proceed with caution.
    This shit is gonna' be extremely dubious and fucked up, as with all my work check the tags before proceeding further.


    Not only is it a creepy, messed up fetish fic, it's also incredibly poorly written. The fic has nothing to do with TF2 except the characters' names. Everyone is OOC. The writing is awkward and bland. This fic isn't even bad in a funny way. It's just bad.

    The author has written other atrocities, which have also gotten hundreds of kudos. God damn.

    You know what's also bad about it? It's still going. It updated relatively recently.
     
    Last edited: Apr 13, 2016
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