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-nods- "Iz true. Un hy suppose hyu haf less problem mit der blood kindz not likink each odder." -considers- "Say, hyu lot haf clenk medics? Or vould dot be mechanicks?"

 

... that is both very right and very wrong...

 

...Mechanoids?

GESS
remind me to never lose my spike

 

-nods- "Yaz, clenks."

 

Energon's all the same unless it's gone absolutely curdled, no problems there. Incompatible sparktypes are a thing I think but those aren't related to energon processing?

Medics exist! Had several in here upthread.

???

 

Believe clank = mechanoid life, sapient or no.

Your courted's a medic anyway, am sure he'd help =]]

 

"Hy tink hy´d like to meet dem, vould be nize to maybe learn how to feex der ket sum."

"Vell hy vould say sum mechanics iz chust machinez, not clenks. Iz a beet fuzzy vot iz vot mind."

 

Maybe it's different for robots, but wouldn't a necro-dick be gross to have? Wouldn't it rot or rust or just... feel weird to have?

'Cause it's a thing attached to you that used to be attached to a corpse... And just yeah... ew.

 

Fix the what?

Er. That is. Hello, I'm one of the... "clank medics"? Half Life and Life Support are too, I believe.

 

Other transplants integrate with living systems just fine, don't see why interface array would be any different.

 

I don't care how well it 'integrates.' It's just... gross... The mental images, man, the mental images...

 

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i would hope so

...Huh
Well we're definitely not just machines!

 

???

Can understand why it wouldn't work for organic life, but. ??? It's just a body part, who cares where it came from? Would it be better if you removed it from a living donor???

 

@Congessi most of this is true... in emergency situations where a medic doesn't have time or materials to fabricate an entirely new part. I'm thinking that your distrust of medical exams makes more sense now, hearing all this.

@Cosmina Kastellan Hello! I'm Life Support, I'm a medic as well.

@Jetski of Lake Depolito should, primus forbid, anything ever happen to you, I promise to fabricate you something new and to your liking, unless it is an emergency, like I said.

 

Uh. No. Not really. *sighs*

*laughs* Well, she's certainly making me distrust medical exams.

 

<3 <3 <3 <3
I bet you'd make the best spikes

 

...as someone whose funereal and mourning traditions involve integrating parts of the deceased's frame into one's own, I must admit some confusion as to what the problem here is.

Where are you from that you believe just making entirely new parts is an option?

 

Please don't! There's enough of that going around as it is.

I'm from Cybertron. Our mourning traditions involve leaving as much of the deceased intact as possible - we may be having some cultural conflict.

 

"No, hy tink hyu iz about az far az eet getz from der fuzzy edge."

"Pipple iz kind ov touchy about dot sort ov tink hy find, dot iz vy der best ting iz to keep dem from tinkink about eet too moch ven hyu haff no schpark to just mek hyu a new part. Sumtimez we haff clenk parts!"

"Mit dot, hoy @Silverburst @Life Support of Iacon , hy iz Mina. Also a medic. Maybe ve could swap knowledge? Though." -looks Life Support up and...Up. "Hyu might haff zum trouble mit a lot ov non clenks, ve komm a bit small for hyu."

 

"Ho Masters hyu gotz to chase hyu patientz down und sit on dem too?"