Puns?

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

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    IMO
     
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  2. Imoyram

    Imoyram Well-Known Member

    thank you pinterest for this
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    SO MANY WATER THEMED PUNS
     
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  3. IndigoRiffRaff

    IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

    If your enemy cuts your feet off... you are de-feet-ed
     
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  4. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    why do nuns always wear clothing?

    well, it's a habit.
     
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  5. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    I still feel awkward about asking this, but oh well. If anyone has any flower puns, preferably extremely terrible dumb ones, please reveal them to me. Maybe I'll be inspired? My brain has refused to come up with anything over the past few days.
     
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  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    "What flower does everyone have on their face? Tulips."
     
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  7. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Why was the lily arrested?

    Because it had a pistle.
     
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  8. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    A copy of a special edition of a flower magazine that's all about roses is a thorny issue.
     
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  9. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

     
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  10. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Apparently when my mom was little her family had French dressing a lot, and she thought this was natural since they were a French Canadian family. Over dinner last night, her mom mentioned having a recipe for French dressing.

    Mom: What goes into French dressing?
    Sister: Une chemise, un pantalon, des chausettes...
    Mom: Ah oui, et un béret.
     
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  11. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    What do you call it when an AI secedes from an empire?

    breqsit
     
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  12. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    source
     
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  13. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    this is literally the Best pun i've ever made and i'm so fucking upset that it was in character
    43 ROXY: i have an appreciation for puns that also have to simultaneously relate to sexual bizness
    31 CRONUS: x so youre saying youre into vwordplay?
     
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  14. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    In history of pop music I learned that the Beach Boys originally had a different name. The iconic surf style involved two colour striped shirts, made by a company called Pendleton (among others), and of course the Beach Boys wore Pendleton.

    Their original name?

    The Pendletones.
     
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  15. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

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  16. SpruceZeus

    SpruceZeus 2 spoopy 2 live, 2 creppy 2 die

     
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  17. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    After sending my mom a painstaking text in French, I followed it up with "Taper en français est difficile sur un anglo-phone"
     
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  18. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

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    ...BUDGIE.
     
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  19. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    From my tumblr feed:

    ancient greek word of the day: αἰγίλιψ, “devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it”

    goatforsaken
     
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  20. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    My dad: [sighs seemingly out of nowhere] Oh well.
    Me: Hmmm?
    My dad: It's a deep subject.
     
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