I still feel awkward about asking this, but oh well. If anyone has any flower puns, preferably extremely terrible dumb ones, please reveal them to me. Maybe I'll be inspired? My brain has refused to come up with anything over the past few days.
Apparently when my mom was little her family had French dressing a lot, and she thought this was natural since they were a French Canadian family. Over dinner last night, her mom mentioned having a recipe for French dressing. Mom: What goes into French dressing? Sister: Une chemise, un pantalon, des chausettes... Mom: Ah oui, et un béret.
Spoiler: Ancillary Mercy spoilers What do you call it when an AI secedes from an empire? Spoiler breqsit
this is literally the Best pun i've ever made and i'm so fucking upset that it was in character Spoiler: mildly nsfw 43 ROXY: i have an appreciation for puns that also have to simultaneously relate to sexual bizness 31 CRONUS: x so youre saying youre into vwordplay?
In history of pop music I learned that the Beach Boys originally had a different name. The iconic surf style involved two colour striped shirts, made by a company called Pendleton (among others), and of course the Beach Boys wore Pendleton. Their original name? The Pendletones.
After sending my mom a painstaking text in French, I followed it up with "Taper en français est difficile sur un anglo-phone"
From my tumblr feed: ancient greek word of the day: αἰγίλιψ, “devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it” Spoiler: The Reply goatforsaken
