BTW, I forget- was it ever explained why Steven lost his healing spit in the first place? A psychosomatic thing because he couldn't fix the Geode and his powers are all based on feelings?
I wonder if it might also be like - I think everything Steven healed he loved? Like, rose's tears had something to do with how she loved everything, right? And everyone Steven's successfully healed - Greg, Connie, Amethyst, MC Bear Bear, Lapis, Centipeetle - he had at least fondness for them, or cared about them. Maybe the Geode didn't work because Steven couldn't have sympathy for it.
well, my theory that Steven's healing powers only work on living things is officially busted. that's fine, i'm now totally on board with the "Steven can only heal things he cares about" theory. what a great episode.
Nonliving healing is a cool power though. Giving the limitation of 'must be loved' is a cool restriction, and good thematically. Though I also wonder how complex this can go - if the van broke down, could Steven heal it? I think he probably has as much love for it as for MC Bear Bear, but would the complexity make a problem? ...actually now I'm curious if he actually could heal that plate he broke. Add that to 'BUT WHAT'S HER NAME' to questions I wish they'd answered.
Ugh I'm going to be at a work thing from 6 to 10, and I'm betting tumblr will be flooded (hee) after this episode...
Spoiler: Alone at Sea leaked a lil early, links to watch under spoiler https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B44cs8jbL7CFU1cxci0zQUY3TFk/view Spoiler: Alone at Sea spoilers ngl tumblr kind of ruined lapis for me as a character? until she showed up and is now more of a regular. her being a huge dork who snorts when she laughs is like 10,000 times more interesting and endearing than 'precious uwuwwuwuwuw cinnamon roll did no wrong!! uwuwuwuwwuwu!!!!' i relate to her a lot. but i'm already not really looking forward to the uh tumblr discourse. YEAH this is going to result in some nightmare tier tumblr discourse from the 'lapis is pure and innocent and did no wrong' camp. mutually toxic relationship, say it isn't so.
Spoiler: alone at sea greg and steven being v careful around lapis's boundaries.............my heart "thanks but i'm not putting that on my body" same man greg's continued attempts to be Super Chill about gem stuff that DEEPLY UNNERVES HIM so that steven isn't distressed by his gem heritage is... really nice to see HO SHIT HOOOO SHIT this is actually sort of a really nice breakdown of mutually toxic relationships, and I'mmm? really hype for the next couple episodes? because even with Lapis admitting that she enjoyed that, she was also able to step back and go 'this was bad', and part of that has to be seeing how healthy relationships work again, and I want Jaspar to get the same chance? because this is clearly going to become A Thing (this lapis is much more #relatable than precious uwu angel lapis) (also am I projecting or does Jaspar still seem triggered as hell like, constantly?)
Spoiler: live reactions "eyy" "eyy" that pun *deadpans* "thanks but I am not putting that on my body" XD lapis you dork is that gonna be jasper? whaaaaat happened to her? what the fuck is rocking the boaaaat EYYYYYY to be fair, though this isnt a good time to mention it, they were mutually nasty, lapis even a bit more :I THATS JASPER I WAS FUCKING RIGHT jasper is so strong she can rock a boat while swimming?? holy shit "you're pointing that shield the wrong way" HOLYSHIT to be fair though... but im curious as to why jasper thinks steven would defend her at all.... or was it more "you picked the wrong neutral bad -ish gem to protect, steven" "i was wrong about fusion" holy shit oh wait no just pursuit of power for power haha jasper is a dork and loved flying :3 she's seems sincire, and dorky and cute, but.. lapis is traumatised, and i guess jasper got over any trauma because "holy shit we were badassss"? CONSENT LESSON wow nice this
Spoiler: alone at sea jasper is... super intense. like it seems like the past few times we've seen her after fusing she's like.. ready to snap. like legitimately fusion changed her for the worst. like when we first meet her she talks about legitimately respecting the rebels and their tactics and comes across as a no-nonsense soldier. but since fusing she's just been kind of broken. i'm sort of on the fence about whether i think she'll eventually get a redemption episode or just become more of a bad guy. though maybe she'll be a big bad and then become good? sort of the 'ULTIMATE POWERRRRR oh wait now it's gone and i'm finally free...' trope.
Spoiler unf, the way Jasp just fell to her knees and begged. Gosh I can't wait for the problematic porn that comes of that. Seconding you on the Jasp is not mentally alright. She seemed weird and tense, which. I guess makes sense. What's really weird is how she seems to have given up on her missio on killing the CGs. Also interesting- assuming Steven works for Lapie now. Kinda wondering if maybe Quartzes are in a less advantageous position in the gem hierarchy than we'd asssumed. Or maybe that's her projecting?? IDK. Further thoughts- Jasp didn't try and convinve Lapis to take her on after she said no, just lept on Steven. Jealous that she chose this inferior quartz over one that can take what she has to dish out.
Spoiler: alone at sea boy howdy was that intense and barely tolerable. i had to leave the room for a few mins because i just Could Not handle it just..........holy shit jasper is so EVIL the grabbing the emotional manipulation the bringing up everything lapis did when she was already convincing herself that she deserved it im all shaky and Not Ok this is worse than the yellow diamond episode
Spoiler: Spoilers I LOVE THIS EPISODE??? Um. Fuck. Just. Hello Lapis are you me, are we too similar? Jesus. The mutually toxic relationship thing is totally just. HFF ghhjhgfdhs bad and good and I just. Wow.
Spoiler: much yelling and incomprehensible babble as i watch this is cute did that say ss misery oh fuck greg you broke the dock wait it looks like lapis can control anything with water in it *immediately thinks of bloodbending and is scared* YAAAS TOOT THAT HORN LAPIS awww greg's nervous about lapis' powers still hm, i dont like the connotations of the putting a twenty dollar bill on a hook thing. i hope greg doesn't go power mad with riches later. JASPER BETTER NOT BE ON THE END OF THAT HOOK OH FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING wait i just realized greg probably doesn't know how to boat did jasper's hair get caught in the rudder. is this even jasper. :( :( :( nooo lapis dont be sad ! uh, what. w8 is this stockholm or... JASPER IT'S JASPER I KNOW I SHOULDN'T BE HAPPY BUT THERE SHE ISSS SHE'S ORANGE AND ALL I'VE SEEN SO FAR IS HER ARM BUT THERE SHE IS I LOVE HER LOOK HOW ORANGE SHE IS "finally" *lightning strike* MY DISGUSTING TRASH SHIPPING HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS, WHY ARE ALL MY SHIPS GARBAGE AND ABUSIVE I'M GOING TO HELL fuck me she's lying lapis no. no no. IM FUCKING CRYING, JUST, KAPOW SEE YOU LATER YOU DEMENTED CHEETO PUFF also major props to lapis that was fucking amazing! she said no even though it was hard and scary and wow she did it i can't believe how awesome that was i'm screaming awww, greg