@unknownanonymous Yep, Jon Stewart's name for Donald Trump. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Also, I come bearing more. These are all from the Scottish COD Players video series. Some of the stuff they come out with is a bit questionable, but these are the gems that made me cry laughing: Spoiler Fucking roll of tuna with fish cufflinks on it You little fucking brussel sprout Fucking wheelbarrow You crotch Fucking jingle bell Fucking lamb tree Fucking absolute stank Fucking motion sensor Fucking camping grouse Fucking glass cabinet Fucking bag of beetles with some amount of gravy on it Fucking raspberry ripple Fucking gravy burger from hell Fucking yellow igloo Fucking pending invite Fucking surfboard Fucking ankle sniffings Fucking bouncy lobby You venomous ankle grip You fucking breakfast table Buttered up scone flap Freddy Kreuger's fringe Pluke master Fucking toasted limb Pure centipede Fucking happy shmeal Definition of a womble's right arm Fucking dung pouch Fucking liquorice allsorted windshield
"Mother of fucking shitweasels!" is one of my current favourites as a pissed off expletive, and I use "Bunch of lard-gargling twatbiters," to refer to people I don't like - mostly politicians atm.
I think the best line I've ever actually delivered myself is "Kindly fuck off sideways, into the sea"
"Bunch of rampaging twatburgulars" just came up in conversation with my mum. Seemed like a good one. Oh, and I seem to be muttering about certain "Warmongering shit-stirring fuckboys," a great deal atm.
I hope it's okay to resurrect the thread, because Captain Awkward just gave us "patronizing shitbeard."
what a good phrase. i'm tempted to change my tumblr tagline to "karkat is my patronus" but i would have to give up either "bandit king of lunch and string" or "garbage flower universe" and i am too fond of both
I'm curious if anyone else's family uses the word zubrik. My grandfather (an anglophone from Northern Ontario) used it in the same way one might use dingus or knucklehead. I've never met anyone else familiar with it, and I've never seen it written out so Google hasn't been much help.
My personal favorite is assblaster. There's one guy who has become known as the inbred shithead. another fun thing to overhear is people in the deep south yelling at the top of their lungs "GOD BLESS IT!"
"Son of a fuckstick driven monkey-wagon" came out last week when my knee had one of it's bimonthly blowouts. I like cursing my bodyparts creatively when they give out on me XD
Fuck me sideways Fuck me running Cock-juggling thundercunt Ratlicking pigfucker Shitfucking pisslicker Fuck me with a spork Fuck that noise Fuck your couch Fuck him and anybody that looks like him Go fuck a cheese grater You sandpaper jackoff That cheeseburger motherfucker And a personal favorite, when a buddy of mine stubbed his toe o a speaker he turned a deep red and bellowed out "ANGRY FACE!" it was amazing
