MOTHER CUNTING ASS CATS!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by jacktrash, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    *sighs* and i was sooo sure it was a luka quote...
     
  2. Nertbugs

    Nertbugs Information Leafblower

    @unknownanonymous Yep, Jon Stewart's name for Donald Trump. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

    Also, I come bearing more. These are all from the Scottish COD Players video series. Some of the stuff they come out with is a bit questionable, but these are the gems that made me cry laughing:

    • Fucking roll of tuna with fish cufflinks on it
    • You little fucking brussel sprout
    • Fucking wheelbarrow
    • You crotch
    • Fucking jingle bell
    • Fucking lamb tree
    • Fucking absolute stank
    • Fucking motion sensor
    • Fucking camping grouse
    • Fucking glass cabinet
    • Fucking bag of beetles with some amount of gravy on it
    • Fucking raspberry ripple
    • Fucking gravy burger from hell
    • Fucking yellow igloo
    • Fucking pending invite
    • Fucking surfboard
    • Fucking ankle sniffings
    • Fucking bouncy lobby
    • You venomous ankle grip
    • You fucking breakfast table
    • Buttered up scone flap
    • Freddy Kreuger's fringe
    • Pluke master
    • Fucking toasted limb
    • Pure centipede
    • Fucking happy shmeal
    • Definition of a womble's right arm
    • Fucking dung pouch
    • Fucking liquorice allsorted windshield
     
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  3. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    "Mother of fucking shitweasels!" is one of my current favourites as a pissed off expletive, and I use "Bunch of lard-gargling twatbiters," to refer to people I don't like - mostly politicians atm.
     
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  4. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Dickwhistle
     
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  5. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    First Chair in the Skinflute Orchestra
     
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  6. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    Luka's insult was Snooty McSnotwhine :3
     
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  7. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    this thread is my favorite.
     
  8. Raire

    Raire Turquoise Helicoid

    Hookworm entrails is a good one.
     
  9. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    I think the best line I've ever actually delivered myself is "Kindly fuck off sideways, into the sea"
     
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  10. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    "Bunch of rampaging twatburgulars" just came up in conversation with my mum. Seemed like a good one. Oh, and I seem to be muttering about certain "Warmongering shit-stirring fuckboys," a great deal atm.
     
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  11. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    I hope it's okay to resurrect the thread, because Captain Awkward just gave us "patronizing shitbeard."
     
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  12. Vast Derp

    Vast Derp Professional Griefer

    glorious additions
     
  13. Raire

    Raire Turquoise Helicoid

    I am impressed. I suppose one could go for analbeard, but shitbeard is very, very evocative. Ew.
     
  14. Lerxst

    Lerxst salty parabola

    entree wanting organism.PNG

    Roast Beef Kazenzakis is my patronus.
     
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  15. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    what a good phrase. i'm tempted to change my tumblr tagline to "karkat is my patronus" but i would have to give up either "bandit king of lunch and string" or "garbage flower universe" and i am too fond of both
     
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  16. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    I'm curious if anyone else's family uses the word zubrik. My grandfather (an anglophone from Northern Ontario) used it in the same way one might use dingus or knucklehead.

    I've never met anyone else familiar with it, and I've never seen it written out so Google hasn't been much help.
     
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  17. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    My personal favorite is assblaster. There's one guy who has become known as the inbred shithead. another fun thing to overhear is people in the deep south yelling at the top of their lungs "GOD BLESS IT!"
     
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  18. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    "Son of a fuckstick driven monkey-wagon" came out last week when my knee had one of it's bimonthly blowouts. I like cursing my bodyparts creatively when they give out on me XD
     
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  19. Xitaqa

    Xitaqa Secretly awesome

    Fuck me sideways
    Fuck me running
    Cock-juggling thundercunt
    Ratlicking pigfucker
    Shitfucking pisslicker
    Fuck me with a spork
    Fuck that noise
    Fuck your couch
    Fuck him and anybody that looks like him
    Go fuck a cheese grater
    You sandpaper jackoff
    That cheeseburger motherfucker

    And a personal favorite, when a buddy of mine stubbed his toe o a speaker he turned a deep red and bellowed out "ANGRY FACE!" it was amazing
     
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  20. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    I'm gonna need to steal this :3
     
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