Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by jacktrash, Feb 26, 2015.
*sighs* and i was sooo sure it was a luka quote...
@unknownanonymous Yep, Jon Stewart's name for Donald Trump. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Also, I come bearing more. These are all from the Scottish COD Players video series. Some of the stuff they come out with is a bit questionable, but these are the gems that made me cry laughing:
Fucking roll of tuna with fish cufflinks on it
You little fucking brussel sprout
Fucking jingle bell
Fucking lamb tree
Fucking absolute stank
Fucking motion sensor
Fucking camping grouse
Fucking glass cabinet
Fucking bag of beetles with some amount of gravy on it
Fucking raspberry ripple
Fucking gravy burger from hell
Fucking yellow igloo
Fucking pending invite
Fucking ankle sniffings
Fucking bouncy lobby
You venomous ankle grip
You fucking breakfast table
Buttered up scone flap
Freddy Kreuger's fringe
Fucking toasted limb
Fucking happy shmeal
Definition of a womble's right arm
Fucking dung pouch
Fucking liquorice allsorted windshield
"Mother of fucking shitweasels!" is one of my current favourites as a pissed off expletive, and I use "Bunch of lard-gargling twatbiters," to refer to people I don't like - mostly politicians atm.
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Luka's insult was Snooty McSnotwhine :3
this thread is my favorite.
Hookworm entrails is a good one.
I think the best line I've ever actually delivered myself is "Kindly fuck off sideways, into the sea"
"Bunch of rampaging twatburgulars" just came up in conversation with my mum. Seemed like a good one. Oh, and I seem to be muttering about certain "Warmongering shit-stirring fuckboys," a great deal atm.
I hope it's okay to resurrect the thread, because Captain Awkward just gave us "patronizing shitbeard."
I am impressed. I suppose one could go for analbeard, but shitbeard is very, very evocative. Ew.
Roast Beef Kazenzakis is my patronus.
what a good phrase. i'm tempted to change my tumblr tagline to "karkat is my patronus" but i would have to give up either "bandit king of lunch and string" or "garbage flower universe" and i am too fond of both
I'm curious if anyone else's family uses the word zubrik. My grandfather (an anglophone from Northern Ontario) used it in the same way one might use dingus or knucklehead.
I've never met anyone else familiar with it, and I've never seen it written out so Google hasn't been much help.
My personal favorite is assblaster. There's one guy who has become known as the inbred shithead. another fun thing to overhear is people in the deep south yelling at the top of their lungs "GOD BLESS IT!"
"Son of a fuckstick driven monkey-wagon" came out last week when my knee had one of it's bimonthly blowouts. I like cursing my bodyparts creatively when they give out on me XD
Fuck me sideways
Fuck me running
Fuck me with a spork
Fuck that noise
Fuck your couch
Fuck him and anybody that looks like him
Go fuck a cheese grater
You sandpaper jackoff
That cheeseburger motherfucker
And a personal favorite, when a buddy of mine stubbed his toe o a speaker he turned a deep red and bellowed out "ANGRY FACE!" it was amazing
I'm gonna need to steal this :3
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