I had a boyfriend who used to yell that a lot lmfao memories He used to grunt instead of saying "fuck" I'd be going abt my business and hear "OH Fngh THIS!!" from elsewhere
Nathan, while we were playing the Redneck Game of Life during a power outage recently, got so pissed at me saddling him with a -really- shitty card that he howled: "YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND OUT MY ASS." and then fell over in a fit of giggles and startled the cat because he couldn't believe what he said. We've also taken to shouting Baby Bird as a cuss, because of a talking bird trying to say "Nobody expects the spanish inquisition" and getting distracted part way through. When it said "Baby bird" it sounded like it was cussing, so we decided that was Bird Cussing and now half the time when we're frustrated one of us will say "Baby BIRD" really aggressively.
most fun boardgame we own. I also got the extension set. :D I hope to get Trailer Park Wars someday. https://www.amazon.com/Gut-Bustin-G...9091&sr=8-1&keywords=the+redneck+game+of+life
Trailer Park Wars I've played (with Actual Rednecks!), it is good gaming. This looks pretty much awesome! Thanks!
only loosely related, and not really on thread topic, but i have just been reminded of a guy i used to know. he was kind of a semi-urban redneck cowboy gangster, if that makes any sense. this kid from rapid city, south dakota, who had just zero sense of self preservation and a bloodhound nose for trouble to get into. he'd say things like "i'm superman until i get shot, then i bleed like anybody else." he was a big part of my inspiration for star tyrian, tbh, and the reason star's from south dakota. oddly, though he had a filthy mouth most of the time, when he was extra upset or shit was getting real, he stopped swearing. like, when he was relaxed, it was all "motha fucking french fries" and "this ice cream shit is the shit" but if he got mad he'd just shake his head and say "oh son" in this disappointed voice, at which point you might as well go start the car cuz someone's going to need a ride to the hospital.
A personal favorite of mine is cockwaffle, it's sorta gotten spread around a few friends of mine since I started yelling it during some Destiny.
I cannot believe I haven't put my favorite foreign-language swear in here yet. It is, shockingly, German. Arschgeige. Ass violin.
I'm not allowed to swear around the baby now that she repeats ALL of the words: "you lightly toasted homunculus!" "transparent trashcan!"
Note from a german: this is a swear you apply to a person or thing, like fucktruck. Not one you just use in general, like shitsticks.
Yes, someone can be "Die Stradivari der Arschgeigen", but if you're just cursing in general you want something else xP
'jesus mary mother of fuck' is one i say in unconscious yet probably totally conscious revolt of my newly re-religious mother's insistence that i not take His name in vain
