MOTHER CUNTING ASS CATS!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by jacktrash, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    that's too adorable help me
     
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  2. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants *cries in sports*

    Or, in the same manner," GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
     
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  3. cantankerousAquarius

    cantankerousAquarius Acrasial Macrology

    I had a boyfriend who used to yell that a lot lmfao memories

    He used to grunt instead of saying "fuck"
    I'd be going abt my business and hear "OH Fngh THIS!!" from elsewhere
     
  4. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident POTSie potato.

    Nathan, while we were playing the Redneck Game of Life during a power outage recently, got so pissed at me saddling him with a -really- shitty card that he howled:

    "YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND OUT MY ASS." and then fell over in a fit of giggles and startled the cat because he couldn't believe what he said.

    We've also taken to shouting Baby Bird as a cuss, because of a talking bird trying to say "Nobody expects the spanish inquisition" and getting distracted part way through. When it said "Baby bird" it sounded like it was cussing, so we decided that was Bird Cussing and now half the time when we're frustrated one of us will say "Baby BIRD" really aggressively.
     
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  5. Xitaqa

    Xitaqa Secretly awesome

    Sorry the what now?
     
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  6. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident POTSie potato.

  7. Xitaqa

    Xitaqa Secretly awesome

  8. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    only loosely related, and not really on thread topic, but i have just been reminded of a guy i used to know. he was kind of a semi-urban redneck cowboy gangster, if that makes any sense. this kid from rapid city, south dakota, who had just zero sense of self preservation and a bloodhound nose for trouble to get into. he'd say things like "i'm superman until i get shot, then i bleed like anybody else."

    he was a big part of my inspiration for star tyrian, tbh, and the reason star's from south dakota.

    oddly, though he had a filthy mouth most of the time, when he was extra upset or shit was getting real, he stopped swearing. like, when he was relaxed, it was all "motha fucking french fries" and "this ice cream shit is the shit" but if he got mad he'd just shake his head and say "oh son" in this disappointed voice, at which point you might as well go start the car cuz someone's going to need a ride to the hospital.
     
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  9. Chopin42

    Chopin42 New Member

    A personal favorite of mine is cockwaffle, it's sorta gotten spread around a few friends of mine since I started yelling it during some Destiny.
     
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  10. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Interesting. Not too long ago my favorite was twatwaffle.
     
  11. Xitaqa

    Xitaqa Secretly awesome

    I've been fond of doucheburger for a while now, but I might take douchewaffle for a spin
     
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  12. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

     
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  13. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    I cannot believe I haven't put my favorite foreign-language swear in here yet. It is, shockingly, German. Arschgeige. Ass violin.
     
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  14. Lazarae

    Lazarae Everything is wrong so why behave?

    I'm not allowed to swear around the baby now that she repeats ALL of the words:

    "you lightly toasted homunculus!"

    "transparent trashcan!"
     
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  15. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Note from a german: this is a swear you apply to a person or thing, like fucktruck. Not one you just use in general, like shitsticks.
     
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  16. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Yes, someone can be "Die Stradivari der Arschgeigen", but if you're just cursing in general you want something else xP
     
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  17. Helen of Boy

    Helen of Boy Hugcrafter Pursuivant

    "[Superman 64] is an insult to font." -someone on Twitch last night.
     
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  18. Lazarae

    Lazarae Everything is wrong so why behave?

    "you fruity dingus!"
     
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  19. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    'jesus mary mother of fuck' is one i say in unconscious yet probably totally conscious revolt of my newly re-religious mother's insistence that i not take His name in vain
     
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  20. Lazarae

    Lazarae Everything is wrong so why behave?

    "eat my spare dick"
     
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