Out of context quotes thread

“Maybe he should have thought of that before he stuck his dick in a duck.”

 

Spoiler: even more nsfw than the above

or even

e) a cis-male with intact testicles, but some kind of improbable, biologically inadvisable Disney fuckery that means he’s a Good Pal despite regularly going into Blinding Sex Frenzy, and also it isn’t actually winter.

 

But this one is so much better with context!

 

That's beautiful.

 

[9/11/16, 4:28:04 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: is that deliberately a big black dick joke
[9/11/16, 4:28:16 PM] BIG SUCC: no...
[9/11/16, 4:28:18 PM] BIG SUCC: please...
[9/11/16, 4:28:43 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG BLACK DICK JOKE AARON

 

[7:49:04 PM] riley: father time is my pimp
[7:49:17 PM] L E (grimsqueaker): father time is everyone's pimp
[7:49:28 PM] riley: fucking r.i.p
[7:49:30 PM] L E (grimsqueaker): he's the worst pimp too
[7:49:43 PM] riley: we just get fucked by nature its awful
[7:49:44 PM] L E (grimsqueaker): never gives me my cut
[7:49:56 PM] riley: have you seen nature's tentacles?? i did not sign up for this
[7:50:02 PM] riley: vines and shit

 

"she is not going to compare him to a potato"

 

@KarrinBlue
[4:18:30 PM] Maddie: oh hey this is the emperor's new clothes
[4:18:35 PM] Maddie: except a cowbell instead of nudity

 

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@KarrinBlue again: adulthood does not work on highlander rules

 

Spoiler

who can tell i've been watching Utena (cowbell episode and episode 18 specifically)

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

Spoiler: nsfw

why are you winking

wait

emily

emily no

EMILY NO

YOU CANNOT FUCK THE GENDER BINARY

 

[05:51:44] Wiwaxia foliosa: do not slap me in the face with your fucksteak i swear to god