Out of context quotes thread

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  1. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    “Maybe he should have thought of that before he stuck his dick in a duck.”
     
    budgie, Sep 11, 2016 at 4:31 PM
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  2. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    or even

    e) a cis-male with intact testicles, but some kind of improbable, biologically inadvisable Disney fuckery that means he’s a Good Pal despite regularly going into Blinding Sex Frenzy, and also it isn’t actually winter.
     
    budgie, Sep 11, 2016 at 4:36 PM
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  3. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    [​IMG]
     
    swirlingflight, Sep 11, 2016 at 5:22 PM
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  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    But this one is so much better with context!
     
    LadyNighteyes, Sep 11, 2016 at 5:24 PM
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  5. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

    That's beautiful.
     
    Kaylotta, Sep 11, 2016 at 5:30 PM
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  6. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    [9/11/16, 4:28:04 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: is that deliberately a big black dick joke
    [9/11/16, 4:28:16 PM] BIG SUCC: no...
    [9/11/16, 4:28:18 PM] BIG SUCC: please...
    [9/11/16, 4:28:43 PM] john the villainous shota honeypot: IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG BLACK DICK JOKE AARON
     
    furrylatula, Sep 11, 2016 at 6:29 PM
    #3486
  7. thegrimsqueaker

    thegrimsqueaker 28 Moribunding Mouse Aggravates the Angry Assholes

    [7:49:04 PM] riley: father time is my pimp
    [7:49:17 PM] L E (grimsqueaker): father time is everyone's pimp
    [7:49:28 PM] riley: fucking r.i.p
    [7:49:30 PM] L E (grimsqueaker): he's the worst pimp too
    [7:49:43 PM] riley: we just get fucked by nature its awful
    [7:49:44 PM] L E (grimsqueaker): never gives me my cut
    [7:49:56 PM] riley: have you seen nature's tentacles?? i did not sign up for this
    [7:50:02 PM] riley: vines and shit
     
    thegrimsqueaker, Sep 11, 2016 at 7:51 PM
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  8. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    "she is not going to compare him to a potato"
     
    Starcrossedsky, Sep 11, 2016 at 11:30 PM
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  9. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
    swirlingflight, Sep 12, 2016 at 2:30 PM
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  10. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

     
    NevermorePoe, Sep 12, 2016 at 5:23 PM
    #3490
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  11. Xitaqa

    Xitaqa Secretly awesome

     
    Xitaqa, Sep 12, 2016 at 5:39 PM
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  12. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    @KarrinBlue
    [4:18:30 PM] Maddie: oh hey this is the emperor's new clothes
    [4:18:35 PM] Maddie: except a cowbell instead of nudity
     
    Wiwaxia, Sep 12, 2016 at 6:29 PM
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  13. NumiTuziNeru

    NumiTuziNeru @#$%?

    [
     
    NumiTuziNeru, Sep 12, 2016 at 6:42 PM
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  14. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    @KarrinBlue again: adulthood does not work on highlander rules
     
    Wiwaxia, Sep 12, 2016 at 7:43 PM
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  15. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    who can tell i've been watching Utena (cowbell episode and episode 18 specifically)
     
    KarrinBlue, Sep 12, 2016 at 7:44 PM
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  16. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
    Loq, Sep 12, 2016 at 7:59 PM
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  17. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

     
    Ipuntya, Sep 12, 2016 at 10:25 PM
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  18. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

    why are you winking

    wait

    emily

    emily no

    EMILY NO

    YOU CANNOT FUCK THE GENDER BINARY
     
    Ipuntya, Sep 12, 2016 at 10:30 PM
    #3498
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  19. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    [05:51:44] Wiwaxia foliosa: do not slap me in the face with your fucksteak i swear to god
     
    Codeless, Sep 12, 2016 at 11:24 PM
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  20. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
    Everett, Sep 13, 2016 at 12:48 AM
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