Out of context quotes thread

"You. You are a being of death. A being of death and destruction of property."

 

@Petra:

 

me: my math professor says COMponent instead if comPOnent and it's gonna drive me fuckin crazy
me: absolutely bugfuck nuts. "local girl runs screaming from math class, trailing knitting," the town paper will say
me: "the freshman also reported that the professor preferred ai+bj+ck to [a,b,c] as vector notation"
me: "with this in mind this publication can only find her actions justified."

 

@palindromordnilap: I am SO DISAPPOINTED that I couldn't find art of the "A DRAGON IS FOR LIFE, NOT JUST FOR HOGSWATCHNIGHT" posters from Discworld to respond to that with. :::(((

 

shaquille o'neal is an outlier adn should not have been counted

 

Spoiler: NSFW

 

That thread is gonna be a quote gold mine.

 

Spoiler: suicide tw

"There are plenty of places around the world where people take their dogs and contemplate suicide."

 

Well, you're not wrong.

Spoiler: NSFW-ish

 

it's unfortunate I can't remember the exact wording, cause my attempts to explain this mess to my boyfriend were great.

 

Spoiler: Also vaguely NSFW

 

how about this; don't eat the triangle

Spoiler: way too much context, but it's funny because WT players are silly

winterykite-Today at 4:55 AM

bill is a fucking dorito, i vote we bring some salsa if/when we get around to raiding his dimension and eat him


MamaValiska-Today at 4:55 AM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
he does appear to be made of meat on the inside


winterykite-Today at 4:56 AM

... so he's got some nourishment value as well
i only see upsides to this tbh

MamaValiska-Today at 4:56 AM

ford: ...he might be poisonous


IvyLB-Today at 4:56 AM

do you really want bill inside yourself


winterykite-Today at 4:57 AM

oneira: thats what you cook meat for, duh


IvyLB-Today at 4:57 AM

even if he isn't poisonous like that's just... a little too intimate :P


MamaValiska-Today at 4:57 AM

ford: oneira, let me explain you about prions
cooking doesn't kill them
they are malformed proteins that unravel your brain, make you crazy and sick and then you die.
it would be like bill to be made of prions

winterykite-Today at 4:57 AM

oneira: also between ma'vali, jame, sev, and us trolls im sure we can coble together an immunity


IvyLB-Today at 4:58 AM

prions: reasons why eating brains is not only kind of weird but also actively dangerous


MamaValiska-Today at 4:58 AM

yes don't eat brains


winterykite-Today at 4:58 AM

oneira: ... then fry or cure it? ... i think i read that non-mind honey is antibacterial maybe that helps too


MamaValiska-Today at 4:59 AM

frying and curing actually do not destroy prions


IvyLB-Today at 4:59 AM

ya


winterykite-Today at 4:59 AM

oneira: ... thats stupid, but i'm sure we can come up with something


MamaValiska-Today at 4:59 AM

how about this; don't eat the triangle


IvyLB-Today at 5:00 AM

it's literally the easiest solution :P


winterykite-Today at 5:00 AM

oneira: i mean clover managed to make food that chroma eats, cant be that hard to come up with something that makes brains edible between us


MamaValiska-Today at 5:00 AM

(still ford)
well, we can talk about experimental ways to make brains edible in the lab. but let's don't eat the triangle.
besides, I am sure he would taste bad
please do not ask me why I am sure of this

winterykite-Today at 5:01 AM

thats what the salsa is for


IvyLB-Today at 5:01 AM

even with the prions thing solved just. why. That is fifteen layers of intimacy too many for the triangle


MamaValiska-Today at 5:01 AM

ford:^^^^^^^


IvyLB-Today at 5:01 AM

don't vore the triangle


MamaValiska-Today at 5:02 AM

...this whole convo belongs in out of context man


winterykite-Today at 5:02 AM

::DD


IvyLB-Today at 5:03 AM

pffffffff


MamaValiska-Today at 5:03 AM

valiska: there are enemies whose blood you drink, and enemies whose blood you burn
bill is not in the first category


IvyLB-Today at 5:04 AM

... proposition: test if bill is made of prions by feeding him to condy
two birds one stone and all that

MamaValiska-Today at 5:05 AM

Ford: Valiska, dear, I thought we discussed that eating the hearts of one's enemies is No Longer Done even on ai-Talas
Valiska: pfft, bill has no heart


winterykite-Today at 5:06 AM

oneira: hearts are big muscles and very tasty


MamaValiska-Today at 5:06 AM

valiska: indeed so, however bill doesn't have one


winterykite-Today at 5:07 AM

oneira: well, duh?


MamaValiska-Today at 5:07 AM

valiska: and if we feed bill to condie Im not eating hers either


winterykite-Today at 5:07 AM

oneira: well no, dead trolls are ususally fed to wild beasts


MamaValiska-Today at 5:08 AM

and we are not feeding condie to the thylacines either


btw.
I foresee bottle feeding in the future of dipper oneira and brick


winterykite-Today at 5:09 AM

i was thinking we'd dump her in the alternian ocean like the fish she is


MamaValiska-Today at 5:09 AM

mama thylacine has too many drugs in her system


winterykite-Today at 5:10 AM

you mean, of chroma


MamaValiska-Today at 5:10 AM

sorry my brain is asleep


winterykite-Today at 5:10 AM

oneira doesnt have a thylacine


MamaValiska-Today at 5:10 AM

chroma
yes I meant chroma


winterykite-Today at 5:10 AM

::D


IvyLB-Today at 5:10 AM

-pets- Chroma will love it :P


MamaValiska-Today at 5:10 AM

I wonder if valiska ever does this or will do after the kits are born, particularly round 2
although round 2 looks to be just one, a boy, a very tall boy

"I managed to have 8 children in 5 years give me a medal for remembering ANY names"


winterykite-Today at 5:12 AM

eheheheh#

 

me: