Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. Jojo

    Jojo Writin and fightin

    "You. You are a being of death. A being of death and destruction of property."
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    @Petra:
     
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  3. blue

    blue hightown funk you up

    me: my math professor says COMponent instead if comPOnent and it's gonna drive me fuckin crazy
    me: absolutely bugfuck nuts. "local girl runs screaming from math class, trailing knitting," the town paper will say
    me: "the freshman also reported that the professor preferred ai+bj+ck to [a,b,c] as vector notation"
    me: "with this in mind this publication can only find her actions justified."
     
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  4. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

     
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  5. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    @palindromordnilap: I am SO DISAPPOINTED that I couldn't find art of the "A DRAGON IS FOR LIFE, NOT JUST FOR HOGSWATCHNIGHT" posters from Discworld to respond to that with. :::(((
     
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  6. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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  7. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    shaquille o'neal is an outlier adn should not have been counted
     
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  8. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  9. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

    That thread is gonna be a quote gold mine.
     
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  10. blue

    blue hightown funk you up

    "There are plenty of places around the world where people take their dogs and contemplate suicide."
     
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Well, you're not wrong.
     
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  12. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    it's unfortunate I can't remember the exact wording, cause my attempts to explain this mess to my boyfriend were great.
     
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  14. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

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  15. a small fis)(

    a small fis)( 26 people in a trench coat

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  16. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

     
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  17. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    how about this; don't eat the triangle

    winterykite-Today at 4:55 AM

    bill is a fucking dorito, i vote we bring some salsa if/when we get around to raiding his dimension and eat him


    MamaValiska-Today at 4:55 AM

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    he does appear to be made of meat on the inside


    winterykite-Today at 4:56 AM

    ... so he's got some nourishment value as well
    i only see upsides to this tbh

    MamaValiska-Today at 4:56 AM

    ford: ...he might be poisonous


    IvyLB-Today at 4:56 AM

    do you really want bill inside yourself


    winterykite-Today at 4:57 AM

    oneira: thats what you cook meat for, duh


    IvyLB-Today at 4:57 AM

    even if he isn't poisonous like that's just... a little too intimate :P


    MamaValiska-Today at 4:57 AM

    ford: oneira, let me explain you about prions
    cooking doesn't kill them
    they are malformed proteins that unravel your brain, make you crazy and sick and then you die.
    it would be like bill to be made of prions

    winterykite-Today at 4:57 AM

    oneira: also between ma'vali, jame, sev, and us trolls im sure we can coble together an immunity


    IvyLB-Today at 4:58 AM

    prions: reasons why eating brains is not only kind of weird but also actively dangerous


    MamaValiska-Today at 4:58 AM

    yes don't eat brains


    winterykite-Today at 4:58 AM

    oneira: ... then fry or cure it? ... i think i read that non-mind honey is antibacterial maybe that helps too


    MamaValiska-Today at 4:59 AM

    frying and curing actually do not destroy prions


    IvyLB-Today at 4:59 AM

    ya


    winterykite-Today at 4:59 AM

    oneira: ... thats stupid, but i'm sure we can come up with something


    MamaValiska-Today at 4:59 AM

    how about this; don't eat the triangle


    IvyLB-Today at 5:00 AM

    it's literally the easiest solution :P


    winterykite-Today at 5:00 AM

    oneira: i mean clover managed to make food that chroma eats, cant be that hard to come up with something that makes brains edible between us


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:00 AM

    (still ford)
    well, we can talk about experimental ways to make brains edible in the lab. but let's don't eat the triangle.
    besides, I am sure he would taste bad
    please do not ask me why I am sure of this

    winterykite-Today at 5:01 AM

    thats what the salsa is for


    IvyLB-Today at 5:01 AM

    even with the prions thing solved just. why. That is fifteen layers of intimacy too many for the triangle


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:01 AM

    ford:^^^^^^^


    IvyLB-Today at 5:01 AM

    don't vore the triangle


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:02 AM

    ...this whole convo belongs in out of context man


    winterykite-Today at 5:02 AM

    ::DD


    IvyLB-Today at 5:03 AM

    pffffffff


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:03 AM

    valiska: there are enemies whose blood you drink, and enemies whose blood you burn
    bill is not in the first category


    IvyLB-Today at 5:04 AM

    ... proposition: test if bill is made of prions by feeding him to condy
    two birds one stone and all that

    MamaValiska-Today at 5:05 AM

    Ford: Valiska, dear, I thought we discussed that eating the hearts of one's enemies is No Longer Done even on ai-Talas
    Valiska: pfft, bill has no heart


    winterykite-Today at 5:06 AM

    oneira: hearts are big muscles and very tasty


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:06 AM

    valiska: indeed so, however bill doesn't have one


    winterykite-Today at 5:07 AM

    oneira: well, duh?


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:07 AM

    valiska: and if we feed bill to condie Im not eating hers either


    winterykite-Today at 5:07 AM

    oneira: well no, dead trolls are ususally fed to wild beasts


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:08 AM

    and we are not feeding condie to the thylacines either


    btw.
    I foresee bottle feeding in the future of dipper oneira and brick


    winterykite-Today at 5:09 AM

    i was thinking we'd dump her in the alternian ocean like the fish she is


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:09 AM

    mama thylacine has too many drugs in her system


    winterykite-Today at 5:10 AM

    you mean, of chroma


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:10 AM

    sorry my brain is asleep


    winterykite-Today at 5:10 AM

    oneira doesnt have a thylacine


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:10 AM

    chroma
    yes I meant chroma


    winterykite-Today at 5:10 AM

    ::D


    IvyLB-Today at 5:10 AM

    -pets- Chroma will love it :P


    MamaValiska-Today at 5:10 AM

    I wonder if valiska ever does this or will do after the kits are born, particularly round 2
    although round 2 looks to be just one, a boy, a very tall boy

    "I managed to have 8 children in 5 years give me a medal for remembering ANY names"


    winterykite-Today at 5:12 AM

    eheheheh#
     
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  18. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

     
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  19. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    me:
     
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    WithAnH Space nerd

     
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