shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

yeah right! i knowv an obvwious trick vwhen i see one.

 

"Nobody?" Anhelia calls again.

 

Has the coat moved a tad? Maybe an inch or two towards the one insulting it so.

Wear me. Love me. KNOW ME.

Just a coat.

 

"Do things have to be intelligent life to show up here by themselves?" Anhelia asks around.

 

..?

if anything's a trick, it's probably that weird coat

 

A sleeve is resting on Anhelia's foot now. Beckoning. I mean, yeah, I guess you're just some woman. Not even a cool one like a certain witch but...

BUT

I am a nice coat.

 

You get the sense that someone unseen is leering at you, Juice.

 

YOURE a vweird coat.

 

I hope that I'm a cool witch!

You seem like a nice coat, do you want to be friends?

 

[they instinctively cross their arms, holding their shoulders]

 

Oh, darling. Not even close. No one here is like her. Saddening but you make due with what you have.

"What else could I be here for, save to make new friends," says an unseen voice. There is a particular edge to how the voice says "friends". Something off about it. Almost predatory.

The unseen leering figure grins at you, amused.

 

...i'll be friends with you...why don't we talk about that...somewhere that is not near this coat

but before i go...don't you think it could use a good washing...'landeau?

 

Someone has laughed. Little puppy unnerved there?

 

...@Dear uncle Greshan *SPLOOSH?*

 

"Well now, that's just not polite of you boy. It'll take ages to dry!"

 

It's not polite to stare at people. You'll find that some shrinkage may occur.

 

"Pardon me, for that bit of rudeness. It's a bit hard not to appreciate the cute things you come across," says the voice again, coming from yet not coming from the coat. It is also coming from yet not coming from the wispy shade of a man. "Apologies there. No need to fret, you," the shade of a man says at Juice.

 

@Dear uncle Greshan cute is less of a compliment...when you say it in a tone like that...'n what do you mean by calling me "puppy"..?
[juice coughs in discomfort. the cough is sharp, abrupt, and high, compared to their usual quiet, soft, and relatively lower speaking voice. their throat is still sore from earlier, contributing to the cough.]

 

Oh, it's nothing. Just a little petname for you, is all.

 

(i vwant a petname.)