shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Deseo que estaba muerto. Pero en cambio, tengo que vivir en esta cáscara robótica de un cuerpo.

 

I bet he wanted us dying laughing.

 

What the fuck, Caboose.

 

*smiles softly* Alright. Friendship.

 

-claws are hooked onto plating, and Sawbones bites at an edge for good measure. She will not be removed! her leg now. Her tail is flailing wildly and only barely misses Apostasia.-

 

Caboose nunca aprenderán

 

[Onyx laughs, shifting to better balance on three legs; she continues rolling Sawbones around, careful not to put too much weight on possibly-delicate cat ribs.]

 

That's hardly a nice thing to say about your friend.

 

(Apostasia shifts backwards out of habit, but the thing with her root mode is -- a lot of weight in the back. In spirit of shenaniganry, the momentum proves to be too much, and she topples backwards along with the barstool.)
Oh, it's on now.
(She playsnarls, folds into platypus mode, and proceeds to prod Sawbones with her duck bill)

 

-Besieged from two sides, Sawbones starts wriggling around and up the hoof to a better vantage point, lashing the unsharpened outside curve of her tail at Apostasia to try and gain some space-

 

Caboose thinks everyone's his friend. That doesn't mean they actually are, though.

 

Ffmmppmmmmfp? Fppmpppmfpmf mfmppfppfmpm mpfppfpff ffmppffmf, mmpfmfmpmmpmffm.

 

[Onyx is surrounded by playfighting children and life is beautiful. She tilts her claimed leg to give Sawbones a better chance of climbing up, still laughing.]

 

mmphh mpphmmmph mph

 

Aww, you don't mean that, Church. We've been friends ever since Blood Valley.

 

Tratar de vivir con él durante 14 años. ¿Espera... me entiendes?

 

Blood Gulch.

 

Pppmffmmfmpp mfmmmmfmm ppmmmmfmmpmp, mpfmmmfmpfmpffm.

 

(Platypi are not made to fight on land. They're aquatic creatures, whose major defense is the poisonous spur in their hindlegs, and Apostasia will not use that in a playfight. So currently, she is limited to snapping at Sawbones in hopes of getting a hold of them, and moving unexpectedly fast across the floor. She does not yet dare climb Onyx' leg. Too much cat there.)

 

mmph? mmmphmmph, mmph mmpy mmph mmpph.
((OOC: I am dying right now, lol))