Badfic

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by wixbloom, Mar 9, 2015.

  1. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    like, going through the fic and mocking it as a group
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    going through it paragraph by paragraph likr haha this sucks
     
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  2. gills

    gills dead

    oh it's definitely bad enough for that. give me a sec I'll find the screenshots
     
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  3. gills

    gills dead

    note: you can't know just how wildly ooc this is so you can't really grasp the full extent of how bad and inaccurate it is

    IMG_20161128_123353.jpg IMG_20161128_123413.jpg
     
  4. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Oh gods, now I'm getting mental images of, well, Cedar. I need brain bleach.
     
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  5. gills

    gills dead

    i think brain bleach is called for all around
     
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  6. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    foot long cock. okay.
     
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  7. gills

    gills dead

    "spongey head"
     
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  8. gills

    gills dead

    me and my boyfriend's names in our chat are now "nice cream filled boyfriend" and "hey honey i need some lovin" respectively
     
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  9. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    wow someone really has a belly filling kink of some variety, jesus
     
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  10. valenstyne

    valenstyne Went out for cigarettes, never came back

    HOW DID I JUST FIND THIS THREAD

    I recently stumbled across a fic where a dude's dick was described as being eight meters long. No, it wasn't like a giant-fetish thing or anything. From context I guess the author meant eight inches, but I genuinely do not know how you make that kind of mistake.

    Oh, and to contribute to the spork--is anyone else creeped out by Cedar's complete lack of dialogue, or is it just me?
     
    Last edited: Nov 28, 2016
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  11. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    not knowing measurements
     
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  12. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

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  13. valenstyne

    valenstyne Went out for cigarettes, never came back

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  14. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    said Kim Kardashian with advice
     
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  15. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Fun fact: I once wrote an intentionally-bad Harry Potter fic where Draco's magical dragon dick is described thusly:

    On cue, his aching wiener became a purple dragon, 3 meters in length (AN: IDK how British measurements work, that's like 10 inches right??).

    If it was unintentional, though...yeah that's baffling as hell.
     
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  16. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I'd say Magic Fanfic Medicine is worse than either. Ask me about the one which used a random mishmash of plants specifically stated to be poisonous to cure a gunshot wound.
     
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  17. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    ... How big are most otters again?
     
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  18. valenstyne

    valenstyne Went out for cigarettes, never came back

    "Magical dragon dick"=excellent band name. :D

    (As for Mr Eight Meters, I have a sneaking suspicion the fic may have been subjected to various find-and-replace changes in the "editing" stage; that still doesn't really explain it though. Possibly the author honestly did think "meters" was how Fancy People say "inches".)
     
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  19. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

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  20. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Some post in another thread reminded me of this quote, from a badfic that has been mentioned here before, For Your Eyes Only.
    Sorry.
     
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