Shitposting Rave OOC

a buttbot is created by attaching a robotic arm to a severed ass.

i'm not sure why they grow wheels or gain the ability to talk

 

Clown magic™

 

WAIT now I have to wonder.

Is this the same ass? The one the clown was trying to... dispose of?

 

must buttbots are created by roboticists who do not feel like being productive with their time

a good roboticist has many duties:
they should be building a variety of roombas with multiple functions, such as medibots, cleanbots, floorbots, and securitrons

a bad roboticist steals people's asses and turns them into useless buttbot roombas

a good roboticist will build intelligent cyborgs to lend a hand around the station, providing maintenance to them and the staiton ai when needed

a bad roboticist will emag everything and give the intelligent borgs shitty meme laws

an excellent roboticist will give miners mechs that they can use to mine efficiently

a terrible roboticist will build the honk mech and give it to the clown

 

the butt that the clown stole from a security guard got sent to the gibber, along with burt

 

Right, forgot about that.

 

Since Minas Masters are heterodynes, they might actually give biscuits sense. Maybe.

 

Only when there's nothing else to do.

 

this buttbot can only communicate nonbutt words by quoting what others said

 

i'm very glad i skipped the last however many pages to go directly to this page

i could quote this whole page to the out of context quotes

it's an experience

 

quote away

 

UA reminded me that we're coming up on SPR4 and I'm busy writing a GLaDOS stylized version of an intro post, quoting must wait.

 

The buttbot has confused the rat into speaking icelandic, because i couldnt figure out how to get a translator to do whole sentences in old english. I think what i put into google translate was "the rat is confused by the robot"

Poor ratto doesnt understand sentient asses

 

so confused you end up speaking icelandic

now that's a whole other level :P

 

Okay folks, I'm posting SPR4 early so you can take a look at it, and please let me know if there's obvious typos, things missing that should be included, or things that are weird and offputting (besides the basic GLaDOS demeanor): SPR4

 

i love that intro it's amazing
I take it we're not moving till we're up to page 1000 on spr3 though?

 

Beyond my desire for feedback confirming that there's no outstanding problems with the intro, I've got no objection to people jumping in. I just don't want the people currently in SPR3 to feel like they have to rush over.

 

only the points that start with bold are actual rules, right?

 

The mis approve of not being eaten. Also I have a silly RP in which Glados in fact adopted mis. Pls imagine Aperture Science with mis. They help with testing, you´re welcome.

 

Yep!

I mean, "don't eat the mis" is a sorta-sincere rule, but that falls under the control your own characters rule anyway.