shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[He sits up.]

Wait fuck have we been fighting without me.

 

get offffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're so fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fat fat fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She throws her head back, hoping to smack him somewhere moderately painful.

look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look look look look look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hotter greenie makes a better greenie than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was gonna break your nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She throws herself at him as he throws himself at Vermillion.

get back here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come join!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there's a hotter scanner without stupid legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stalker] -rolls with it onto his back, making little kitten disemboweling motions with his legs while he ponches at her head- :D

[Morgan] -jumps in, bites Stalker's ear ("Cheating!") and tries to pry Mina off so she can get at both of them-

 

Pull my leg why don't you!

[He scampers up @Vermilion and cheerfully clings to one of the LORGE ARMS available to him.]

 

-Sticks a leggy out then flops a foot/hand onto Scanner's face-

No, I have ssstupid legssss.

 

-Lifts the arm from his lounged position, shakes it before just laying flat-

Sssslain.

 

[BITES THE ARM. Chomp chomp chomp chomp. Delicious.]

 

not stupid like his are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look at them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

-Scanner pulls Diamonds's leg, as requested.-

My legs are beautiful and they were fucking expensive, You philistine!!!

 

["I'm a Little Teapot" played by 130 blenders]

 

it's not his legs that are stupid. it's his face.

 

[Chameleon toes cling to Scanner's wrist. His Now.]

 

a waste of money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chi scrambles over and perches on Vermillion's shoulder. It's a better place to jeer at Scanner from.

 

-snickering giggles-

You're just jealous because I can lick the sky and you can't because you're tiny.

[Sandstorm by Darude played entirely with a typewriter]

If you think my face is so stupid why don't you come over here and kiss it!!!

 

Hot.

Maybe....

I feel like I am getting in the middle of a very important conflict, I will allow myssself to be a battleground.

 

Ooooooooh i didn't know we were in the noble presence of a finances person. All hail the finances person.

 

then carry me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'll lick the sky better than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Makes a breathy little giggle sound]

 

Buy the sky dinner first!!!!!!!