shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by This Was A Triumph, Dec 11, 2016.

  1. Diamond

    Diamond The Artist Formerly Known As K'lat |18+

    [He sits up.]

    Wait fuck have we been fighting without me.
     
  2. 23a

    23a chi

    get offffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're so fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fat fat fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She throws her head back, hoping to smack him somewhere moderately painful.

    look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look look look look look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hotter greenie makes a better greenie than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was gonna break your nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She throws herself at him as he throws himself at Vermillion.

    get back here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. 23a

    23a chi

    yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come join!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there's a hotter scanner without stupid legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. The Behemoth Crew

    The Behemoth Crew Assorted NPCs 18+

    [Stalker] -rolls with it onto his back, making little kitten disemboweling motions with his legs while he ponches at her head- :D

    [Morgan] -jumps in, bites Stalker's ear ("Cheating!") and tries to pry Mina off so she can get at both of them-
     
  5. Diamond

    Diamond The Artist Formerly Known As K'lat |18+

    Pull my leg why don't you!

    [He scampers up @Vermilion and cheerfully clings to one of the LORGE ARMS available to him.]
     
  6. Vermilion

    Vermilion Must've been bad | 18+

    -Sticks a leggy out then flops a foot/hand onto Scanner's face-

    No, I have ssstupid legssss.
     
  7. Vermilion

    Vermilion Must've been bad | 18+

    -Lifts the arm from his lounged position, shakes it before just laying flat-

    Sssslain.
     
  8. Diamond

    Diamond The Artist Formerly Known As K'lat |18+

    [BITES THE ARM. Chomp chomp chomp chomp. Delicious.]
     
  9. 23a

    23a chi

    not stupid like his are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look at them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a

    N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a Scanner @ Crawler's Den | 18+

    -Scanner pulls Diamonds's leg, as requested.-
    My legs are beautiful and they were fucking expensive, You philistine!!!
     
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  11. OP 13

    OP 13 WHY AM I MADE OF MEAT? 18+

    ["I'm a Little Teapot" played by 130 blenders]
     
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  12. 24b

    24b Dol

    it's not his legs that are stupid. it's his face.
     
  13. Diamond

    Diamond The Artist Formerly Known As K'lat |18+

    [Chameleon toes cling to Scanner's wrist. His Now.]
     
  14. 23a

    23a chi

    a waste of money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Chi scrambles over and perches on Vermillion's shoulder. It's a better place to jeer at Scanner from.
     
  15. N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a

    N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a Scanner @ Crawler's Den | 18+

    -snickering giggles-
    You're just jealous because I can lick the sky and you can't because you're tiny.
    [Sandstorm by Darude played entirely with a typewriter]
    If you think my face is so stupid why don't you come over here and kiss it!!!
     
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  16. Vermilion

    Vermilion Must've been bad | 18+

    Hot.

    Maybe....

    I feel like I am getting in the middle of a very important conflict, I will allow myssself to be a battleground.
     
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  17. N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a

    N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a Scanner @ Crawler's Den | 18+

    Ooooooooh i didn't know we were in the noble presence of a finances person. All hail the finances person.
     
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  18. 23a

    23a chi

    then carry me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'll lick the sky better than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a

    N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a Scanner @ Crawler's Den | 18+

    [Makes a breathy little giggle sound]
     
  20. N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a

    N-Series “Ping” Nr. 75-a Scanner @ Crawler's Den | 18+

    Buy the sky dinner first!!!!!!!
     
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