Vent Walk-in freezer (general-purpose vent thread)

save the children

 

I was definitely Angry on the behalf of corvids everywhere that the wannabe nazi claimed that name. Uh-uh, motherfucker, you're just some edgelord with a keyboard who sounds halfhearted about their own edgelording, and that's just pathetic.

 

THEIR PASSWORD WAS LITERALLY "password" HOLY SHIT
(also, that's not a baby crow, that's a chick, baby crows look like this: https://i.imgur.com/D2phsiel.jpgA )

 

om f g who hopped on here, I'm dying to know
AND THATS EVEN BETTER

 

whoever first hijacked the account was not fucking kidding

 

kinda considering making it an actual crow-themed account.

 

If I were more of a corvid fan I would've made A Better Crow but... y'know. Don't wanna hog all the cool usernames.

 

I mean, you can also change this one's password, i guess.

 

I, on the other hand, have no such qualms, and so,

 

(not ipuntya this time, but I found that one in the recommended youtube videos)

 

This neighborhood's really going to the birds.

 

*gently shoos the birds out of the vent thread, because although I love birds, the upsetting situation has passed and this isn't the birds thread, which is for birds (and I can never pass up an opportunity to meme)*

actual vent: being responsible enough to remove yourself from a situation you can't help but feeling bad anyway ):

 

@Seagull
@birb wrongs activist

 

i eat birds

 

the birth date (almost typed that as bird date, which, uh, I guess is relevant) is august 14, 1988. Ew.

 

I'm getting a headache

My first instinct was to say 'thanks obama' but then I got sad