I was definitely Angry on the behalf of corvids everywhere that the wannabe nazi claimed that name. Uh-uh, motherfucker, you're just some edgelord with a keyboard who sounds halfhearted about their own edgelording, and that's just pathetic.
THEIR PASSWORD WAS LITERALLY "password" HOLY SHIT (also, that's not a baby crow, that's a chick, baby crows look like this: https://i.imgur.com/D2phsiel.jpgA )
If I were more of a corvid fan I would've made A Better Crow but... y'know. Don't wanna hog all the cool usernames.
*gently shoos the birds out of the vent thread, because although I love birds, the upsetting situation has passed and this isn't the birds thread, which is for birds (and I can never pass up an opportunity to meme)* actual vent: being responsible enough to remove yourself from a situation you can't help but feeling bad anyway ):
the birth date (almost typed that as bird date, which, uh, I guess is relevant) is august 14, 1988. Ew.
My knees buckle beneath me, and in slow motion, I collapse to the ground, planting my face in my carpet. Softly, I whisper whyyyy thiiiiis