shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

But can I shove it in my face and just chug? If yes, it's PERFECT.
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Yep! There's not much in the way of chunky bits.

And it's still not as bad as snake wine.

 

Whaaaaaat is snake wine? It sounds like something T-Bone would trick me into drinking out in the middle of the fucking desert.
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Oh fuck does it have snakes in it???
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"The what?"

"Yes, please, and are you not the mother of your pride?" Valiska smiles.

Well, that's what a queen must expect among strangers. Valiska laughs softly.

 

Yeah! They stuff a whole goddamn snake in a glass jar with rice wine or grain alcohol and let the fucker steep for a few months. You drink small shots or glasses, you don't down it like a beer unless you really hate yourself.

I had some once to fuck with Jakob.

 

I'm nice to you! Aren't I?

 

WHAT.
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o_O

I need it now. I NEED it.
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A wookie. They're a sort of large sapient covered all in fur from the tropical world of Kashyyk. They speak a language comprised of grunts and growls, and are notably lacking in force sensitivity. Jame has one that travels with our, rather her, clan. I'm not sure if he was adopted into the clan or if he is around for a life debt alone, sadly. He is named Marcarn.

Exactly the sort of thing one looking to tease would say.

-he is grinning like a dork. he isn't serious in the slightest-

 

Nilima smiles, glad her antics are accepted. "I'm Nilima Mis'rath. Where have I heard Pines before?"

 

Pardon? I'm the matriarch in our small two person family if that's what you're getting at, if only by default. Or three with her father, but we've not spoken in years.

-GIVES TEA-

 

I am shocked and appalled at these baseless accusations. I may swoon!

-She falls down before rolling over on her belly and propping herself up on her elbows.-

 

Spoiler: snek

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There you go.

 

Oh no, I slew her via offense. What will the council say?

 

(expression of utter horror)

i don't understand either of y - that's not even JUST ONE SNAKE

 

You'll have to run away!

 

"I am a silly pacifist, Ana, just with a history of poor moral decisions."

Angela laughs. "I main healer in the game where real people die. Kind of like a priest in those games, though."

 

Do you want some?

 

Back to the childhood habit of running from the Jedi. Surely, they'll nod and agree "This is why we do not take Mandalorians".

 

Oh, look at you. Not a bit of fight in you at that. Normally you tear me to bits for that. Is everything alright, habibti?

 

no thank you very much

(She attempts to chill, although she still looks kind of grossed out.)

i've drank some real questionable booze but i'd have to be a hell of a lot more desperate to drink that.