shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Oh thanks! They're designs o+f my o+wn. So+rt o+f a passio+n o+f mine, ink. Clo+thes and hair to+o+.

...excuse me?

 

come to think of it he vwanted tattoos like those too.

vwussed out of it because he didnt knowv that tattooing takes forevwer because you havwe to go dot by dot.

 

My people. We are ink fiends. Kat's got like six biolight designs. They can show separate or all together in one gloriously blinding pattern. Did the art herself but we needed a guy to do the actual process because beelite isn't something you learn to do on yourself and friends don't let friends practice on drunk friends.

 

Glo+rio+usly blinding bio+light pattern, yo+u say? No+w that so+unds like so+mething. The so+rt o+f thing yo+u need to+ see in perso+n to+ really appreciate, yo+u kno+w?

Being a (no+n)living glo+wstick is my thing, o+n this subject. Just a quirk o+f being a rainbo+w drinker.

-BEGINS. GLOWING. NOW-

See?

This so+unds less like a Po+rrim and mo+re like a Cro+nus, to+ be frank.

 

obvwiously?

 

-HEART EYES MOTHERFUCKER-

 

you kinda havwe to pick another name vwhen evwery single other person in the city has the exact same one.

 

[Is it a clothes optional party now? Well there goes her shirt. There's probably something concerning about a starved looking grey teen with scars all over her torso and shoulders wearing sturdy, half wrecked work pants, heavy boots and heavy safety gloves and nothing else but safety goggles haphazardly holding the hair out of her eyes. A few of the scars look concerningly fresh.]
I Have No Fucking Idea Why Im Asleep But Ill Probably Regret It So Time For Dream Drinking Now.

 

^_~
[He hands over the vodka without a fuss.]

Everyone else calls me Wrench but I think Spikey Hacker McSweetMask Friend is a WAY better name. It's got that particular je ne sais quoi. I'm using it forever now.
*_*
^_^

 

-gets up from where she´d been taking a nap- Hoy, I´m Mina.

 

Aaaaaand Steven Venture! [Apparently bored with his piercing seclusion, Venture wanders out from behind the curtain and summons himself something blue and glittery to drink.] Why are we introducing ourselves now?

 

Sumvun esked hy tink.

 

Name's Scanner @ ... Yeah fuck that, let's stick to basics while I'm not conscious. Name's Scanner. Well chosen one's, at least. Fuck official designations.

 

Official designations can get fragged in the least-favorite orifice! Scanner it is :D

 

-yawns- An´I´d be Sawbones.

 

[PINGPINGPING, just to be annoying.]
You can also call me Legy, "Holy shit", "what the fuck" or "Give that back". I ain't picky.

 

Nawwww you'd be Nurse Cutieface McPrettypaws ;D

[Venture has two toddlers, he doesn't even blink at a few pings.]
Holy shit what the fuck Legy Scanner give that back :P

 

[He reeeeeeeaches for a bottle with his seriously ridiculously long legs.]
Never.

 

Take what you can, give nothing back

 

... See, this guy gets it!