shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Bill tenses up, looking over at the large creature with a nervous smile, equally cautious not to make a sudden move. The glow that surrounded him got brighter, flickering like flames as if to say 'I am feeling cornered! Do not attack me!'.

He's... taken off guard by the very tall cat, taller than he, even, and peers up at it in curiosity, momentarily distracted. "... Cute!"

 

Wanders in and just blinks at the sight of all these animals. He is wary and unsure if these are normal cats and dogs especially since none of them have tried mauling Bill yet.

 

-Kimo Neko blushes, and tries to hide their face with one of their legs. this is a futile effort, because their legs are too spindly to hide anything.-

 

-backs off when his aura changes, but sits down a little ways away and regards him curiously. She may be a Big Cat but her eyes are human-intelligent-

 

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(PREY)
(the huskies show no sign of being in any way tired)

(Abwind watches the Mi, a bit confused. She only wants to love it.)

(Huskiemom pointedly snubs Wilhelm.)
(@Stanford F. Pines Huskiemom is not, in fact, a normal Huskie. If you're in any way familiar with Homestuck she is a lusus naturae. If not, she is an unnaturally large, unnaturally white (to the common non-Alternian observer, that is) dog, with almost completely green eyeballs.)

(strange sometimes bipedal catfriend! Senka is nuzzled back.)

 

-There are many many many mis. So Many mis.-
Mi Armi!

 

-A number of Batoru Neko are deployed, brandishing their axes.-

 

-The energy of Ushi Neko knows no bounds.-

 

-Ushi Neko stops to comfort the nyat-human.-

 

(These dogs won't tire either, but it seems they need the assistance of their troll, who is currently not here.)

 

"This DEFINITELY is a dreamspace. Not that I'm complaining!" He has a goofy grin on his face, giddy from being able to get near animals without getting bodily harm for once.

Bill pretends he did not see the blush. For the neko's sake. He gives it a small, somewhat awkward 'I'm not used to handling animals' kind of pet.

He peers back at her, the glow dimming back down as she backs off. He is also very much curious towards this creature.

Bill doesn't really mind that he's being snubbed and much prefers that to the alternative of being attacked. He leaves her be.

 

Mii! -fierce!-

 

He just melts seeing how giddy Bill is being around animals and he smiles, "I never knew you liked animals so much... I always thought you didn't like them since they didn't like you?"

 

"I love animals! They're all so unique and interesting, and sometimes soft... At least, they look soft. I'm usually too busy screaming and trying not to bleed out to try and pet anything! Haha!"

 

"I'm sure someday you'll find some small furry creature will tolerate you enough to allow you to pet it in the waking world..." He replied, Bill's simple desire was just too sweet.

 

*He is entirely covered in cats to the point where he cannot breathe without inhaling fur. The world is at peace.*

 

"Does HABIT count? He bites, but he bites everyone, so..." He shrugs. "He doesn't outright maul me, though!"

 

"I-I'm not entirely sure he counts..." He replied with a frown, "Well... or maybe..." Ford just shrugged vaguely. Yes you are a lot of help old man.

 

"I meant when he's NOT taking over Evan's body. Outside of a host body he's something akin to that rabbit from 'Marty Serpent'...."

[ EDIT: Removed the link altogether just to be safe. ]