Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: nsfw

[9:50:13 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): Mental image of a ween going "noot" instead of ejaculating and Eric I hate u for this
[9:50:19 PM] Eric Vilas: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[9:50:26 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): Hate
[9:50:40 PM] Eric Vilas: AHAHAHAHAHA
[9:50:46 PM] Josie: Ommmmmmffffgggg
[9:50:54 PM] Eric Vilas: OH MY GOD I CAN'T THIS IS TOO MUCH
[9:50:56 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: BLESS
[9:51:48 PM] Eric Vilas: PEPE WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME
[9:51:54 PM] Keleviel: You mean that's not normal?
[9:52:10 PM] *** Major General Disarray (Pepe) deep sigh ***
[9:56:04 PM] *** Cara / Indigo weeps softly ***
[9:56:31 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): In the distance, the quiet sound of a peen singing
[9:56:38 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): "noooooooot....."
[9:56:48 PM] Eric Vilas: I
[9:56:50 PM] Cara / Indigo: no..... please no......
[9:56:50 PM] Eric Vilas: I just
[9:57:01 PM] Eric Vilas: I am so quoting that
[9:57:05 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): Peens r real melodic
[9:57:15 PM] Eric Vilas: WHAT DO I QUOTE SOMEONE HELP
[9:57:32 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: all of it
[9:57:38 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): U know u found a soulmate when ur noots are in harmony

 

Spoiler: 18+

A: "i've come to accept the fact that i want to fuck guzma but there's so much porn of him and it's like, why"
B: "do you even hear what you just said"

 

“Besides, what self-respecting mind control artist would implant a memory of himself in a Moltres wingsuit?”

Spoiler: Context

Said by a Team Rocket Moltres in Ashes of the Past.

 

"so for like an hour I explained to this kid that I knew in high school what 'seize the memes of production' meant and why it was funny"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

@palindromordnilap, I wish I could have seen the expression on my own face reading that quote. It felt priceless.

 

*shouting out back door of house* "VENTURE FORTH INTO THE SWAMP! THE SWAMP OF DESPAIR!"

 

So there was an orgy on the grass and Christopher Lee was there.

 

Sounds tasty?

 

Maybe do not eat the Eye of Sauron.

 

:::PPP

 

Spoiler: Context

Sibling got the current maxed-out Black Mage relic in FFXIV.