Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    [9:50:13 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): Mental image of a ween going "noot" instead of ejaculating and Eric I hate u for this
    [9:50:19 PM] Eric Vilas: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    [9:50:26 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): Hate
    [9:50:40 PM] Eric Vilas: AHAHAHAHAHA
    [9:50:46 PM] Josie: Ommmmmmffffgggg
    [9:50:54 PM] Eric Vilas: OH MY GOD I CAN'T THIS IS TOO MUCH
    [9:50:56 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: BLESS
    [9:51:48 PM] Eric Vilas: PEPE WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME
    [9:51:54 PM] Keleviel: You mean that's not normal?
    [9:52:10 PM] *** Major General Disarray (Pepe) deep sigh ***
    [9:56:04 PM] *** Cara / Indigo weeps softly ***
    [9:56:31 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): In the distance, the quiet sound of a peen singing
    [9:56:38 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): "noooooooot....."
    [9:56:48 PM] Eric Vilas: I
    [9:56:50 PM] Cara / Indigo: no..... please no......
    [9:56:50 PM] Eric Vilas: I just
    [9:57:01 PM] Eric Vilas: I am so quoting that
    [9:57:05 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): Peens r real melodic
    [9:57:15 PM] Eric Vilas: WHAT DO I QUOTE SOMEONE HELP
    [9:57:32 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: all of it
    [9:57:38 PM] Major General Disarray (Pepe): U know u found a soulmate when ur noots are in harmony
     
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  2. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

     
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  3. shmeed

    shmeed plant me

    A: "i've come to accept the fact that i want to fuck guzma but there's so much porn of him and it's like, why"
    B: "do you even hear what you just said"
     
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  4. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    “Besides, what self-respecting mind control artist would implant a memory of himself in a Moltres wingsuit?”
    Said by a Team Rocket Moltres in Ashes of the Past.
     
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  5. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

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  6. Birdy

    Birdy so long

    "so for like an hour I explained to this kid that I knew in high school what 'seize the memes of production' meant and why it was funny"
     
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  7. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

     
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  8. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

     
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  9. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

    @palindromordnilap, I wish I could have seen the expression on my own face reading that quote. It felt priceless.
     
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  10. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  11. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

     
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  12. Birdy

    Birdy so long

     
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    *shouting out back door of house* "VENTURE FORTH INTO THE SWAMP! THE SWAMP OF DESPAIR!"
     
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  14. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    So there was an orgy on the grass and Christopher Lee was there.
     
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  15. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  16. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Sounds tasty?
     
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  17. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Maybe do not eat the Eye of Sauron.
     
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  18. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    :::PPP
     
  19. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

  20. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
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