Puns?

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    I wonder if French/Spanish Portal players made "The cake is a cat" jokes.

    (Spanish "gato" is pronounced close enough to French "gateau" for it to work, imo.)
     
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  2. Clicks

    Clicks The All Consuming Dread

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    @Clicks what is that thing in the picture?
     
  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  5. Those things are delicious.
     
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  6. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Two from lecture today:

    "So this sheep was on the lam for several years before he was recaptured."

    "Animal domestication reduces the risks of putting all your eggs in one agricultural basket."
     
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  7. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Was that about that one sheep that hid in a cave to avoid shearing and when they caught him he looked like Ice Age megafauna? :::PPP
     
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  8. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

  9. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Wasnt he named shrek
     
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  10. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Today I remembered a Homestuck joke that I was very proud of.

    Where do trolls keep their porn?

    Photobucket
     
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  11. If the Crystal Gems opened some bank accounts, would they be making mineral deposits?
     
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  12. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    i haven't got any good ideas, so i'll just punt
     
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  13. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
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  14. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

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  15. The Phoenixian

    The Phoenixian Not an eldrtich abomination, but getting there.

    So these days, the military is considering various aluminum oxide materials for use as transparent armor.

    Unfortunately, there's now several to choose from and they have differing properties, so there's a question of which is best.

    It's quite the corundum.
     
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  16. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Cats yell you awake whenever they please but give you death glares if you dare wake them. They´re terribly hypokittycal.
     
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  17. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    A Marxman
     
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  18. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    It is very, very sad that my immediate thought before I clicked the spoiler was "Lyudmila Pavlichenko summoned as a hero in a Grail War."
     
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  19. Honestly I was expecting "bowletariat" or something.
     
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  20. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    One of my roommates compliments the archer puns as "short and on target."
     
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