I wonder if French/Spanish Portal players made "The cake is a cat" jokes. (Spanish "gato" is pronounced close enough to French "gateau" for it to work, imo.)
Two from lecture today: "So this sheep was on the lam for several years before he was recaptured." "Animal domestication reduces the risks of putting all your eggs in one agricultural basket."
Was that about that one sheep that hid in a cave to avoid shearing and when they caught him he looked like Ice Age megafauna? :::PPP
Today I remembered a Homestuck joke that I was very proud of. Where do trolls keep their porn? Spoiler Photobucket
So these days, the military is considering various aluminum oxide materials for use as transparent armor. Unfortunately, there's now several to choose from and they have differing properties, so there's a question of which is best. It's quite the corundum.
Cats yell you awake whenever they please but give you death glares if you dare wake them. They´re terribly hypokittycal.
It is very, very sad that my immediate thought before I clicked the spoiler was "Lyudmila Pavlichenko summoned as a hero in a Grail War."