shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

vwhy is vwho here.

 

Lissa frowns. "That's happened to me," she says sadly. "Our vet and our doctor think it's because of a genetic incompatibility somewhere."

 

!!!!!! Did the sparkling make it? Did you have an [egg]?

 

Why are you here?

[Distressed clicky noises! He has no idea what a vet is, but coming out of the shell early is never good!] Did the little one survive?

 

"No." Lissa frowns.

 

Ford sighs. "I'm still working on that problem."

 

[Further distressed clicking!! It's not much a surprise, but that's still not nice.] I... I think 'sorry' is the right thing to say? Losing the half-grown is never... easy to deal with.

 

Oh no!!! -distressed clicking and snuggling against thunderwing-

 

to get laid obvwvwiously

 

vwvwvwvwvw

 

"It's not," says Lissa, who is trying not to sniffle and mostly succeeding, because of the clicking and Ford's arm around her. "At least we managed the once." She smiles at Jezebel.

 

I think there's a genetic incompatibility that usually comes up but won't always, if my Valiska and Ford are genetically the same as you two. So it's not like rolling the dice on babies is... fun or emotionally healthy, but maybe you can figure something out?

 

Lissa nods. "She's not a Sunder?"

 

If I'm guessing what that is right, no, she absolutely was, but Steven has healing spit. Useful dude, Steven.

 

thats racist!!

 

[Groomgroom. Sprocket might not be his swarm but fidgeting helps keep the stress-buzzing to a minimum.]

Good luck with that.

Can we maybe not make fun of how people talk?

[More fussy bugnoises. Lissa is too small for him to really get a good look at, or soothegroom even if he could and she let him!] Yes! This one sounds like he's strong! He'll be fine!!

 

"Well," Lissa ventures, "I wish I could meet him. I'm not a Sunder, because I was Tempted late, but...you never know what might help." She looks up at @Thunderwing, smiling a little. "Jezebel is 'she'."

 

Good. You can keep that one safe!

-snugglegroom, self soothebuzz-

 

Oh! Sorry! She's still good and strong, though.

[The grooming, it continues, to a soundtrack of almost-purring chirrs and clicking.]

 

"Thanks." Jezebel smiles.