Oh, monkey paw! That's not how you run a forum!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by seebs, Mar 24, 2017.

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  1. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    ... Fuck, wrong sockpuppet
     
    palindromordnilap, Mar 25, 2017 at 5:59 AM
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  2. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Should the crops ever fail or the admin ever be blemished, the admin must be killed three times for the good of the forum. The admin will be beaten, his throat slit, and be drowned in a bog. The admin death ceremony may be replaced by a mummery involving cookies, a vote, and treating the former admin as dead for a day.
     
    Aondeug, Mar 25, 2017 at 7:02 AM
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  3. context-free anon

    context-free anon Well-Known Member

    what about banning everyone except this one person?
     
    context-free anon, Mar 25, 2017 at 8:05 AM
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  4. Lissa Lysik'an

    Lissa Lysik'an Dragon-loving Faerie

    I was on a forum what had the rule that no humorous posts was allowed.
    I think I was the last member standing.
     
    Lissa Lysik'an, Mar 25, 2017 at 8:42 AM
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  5. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    Dammit tumblr.
     
    seebs, Mar 25, 2017 at 9:08 AM
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  6. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    Did you mean: Fine Imported Drama
     
    seebs, Mar 25, 2017 at 9:09 AM
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  7. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    Did you mean: Fine Imported Drama
     
    seebs, Mar 25, 2017 at 9:10 AM
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  8. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    You're allowed to sort the pixels into different orders though. A proof that any post can be reordered into a cuttlefish photo is left as an exercise for the reader.
     
    seebs, Mar 25, 2017 at 9:10 AM
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  9. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    Eventually the forum becomes unusable because roughly 90% of all traffic involves new users posting how they didn't realize "bog" and "fen" actually had formal definitions of their differences.
     
    seebs, Mar 25, 2017 at 9:11 AM
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  10. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    When the software is first installed, there is only one account. We ban everyone but me, thus reducing to a problem already solved.
     
    seebs, Mar 25, 2017 at 9:12 AM
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  11. cantankerousAquarius

    cantankerousAquarius Acrasial Macrology

    intra-forum dating is banned bc seebs is fractalmom and jesse is beardad therefore somethingsomething problematic
     
    cantankerousAquarius, Mar 25, 2017 at 9:17 AM
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  12. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    did the mods make humorous posts and ceremonially ban themselves?
     
    swirlingflight, Mar 25, 2017 at 9:18 AM
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  13. Lissa Lysik'an

    Lissa Lysik'an Dragon-loving Faerie

    Mods considered themselves 'above' members. Probly contributed to the decline in membership.
     
    Lissa Lysik'an, Mar 25, 2017 at 9:23 AM
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  14. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    I actually did joke about that with Cedar once. They decided we'd be adopted so it's okay.
     
    palindromordnilap, Mar 25, 2017 at 10:32 AM
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  15. cantankerousAquarius

    cantankerousAquarius Acrasial Macrology

    yes thats where i stole the joke from uwuwuwuuu
     
    cantankerousAquarius, Mar 25, 2017 at 1:29 PM
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  16. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    New proposal: it is now mandatory to use extra eyes and mouths in your smileys.
     
    palindromordnilap, Mar 25, 2017 at 1:33 PM
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  17. paintcat

    paintcat Let the voice of love take you higher

    Rule: The identities of all moderators and admins must be kept secret
     
    paintcat, Mar 25, 2017 at 5:06 PM
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  18. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Rude. :::PPP
     
    LadyNighteyes, Mar 25, 2017 at 6:26 PM
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  19. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    downside: snitch gets offended at all the ascii art portraits and leaves.
     
    seebs, Mar 25, 2017 at 6:27 PM
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  20. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    This works so badly, it does not in fact produce "moderators are trusted because they don't show bias", it produces "everyone knows moderators are sleazy cheaters".
     
    seebs, Mar 25, 2017 at 6:28 PM
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