Should the crops ever fail or the admin ever be blemished, the admin must be killed three times for the good of the forum. The admin will be beaten, his throat slit, and be drowned in a bog. The admin death ceremony may be replaced by a mummery involving cookies, a vote, and treating the former admin as dead for a day.
I was on a forum what had the rule that no humorous posts was allowed. I think I was the last member standing.
You're allowed to sort the pixels into different orders though. A proof that any post can be reordered into a cuttlefish photo is left as an exercise for the reader.
Eventually the forum becomes unusable because roughly 90% of all traffic involves new users posting how they didn't realize "bog" and "fen" actually had formal definitions of their differences.
When the software is first installed, there is only one account. We ban everyone but me, thus reducing to a problem already solved.
intra-forum dating is banned bc seebs is fractalmom and jesse is beardad therefore somethingsomething problematic
This works so badly, it does not in fact produce "moderators are trusted because they don't show bias", it produces "everyone knows moderators are sleazy cheaters".