Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

>red

Spoiler: Same

Not purple for once, because I know exactly what he's making and could give you the full recipe and this ruins the joke for me.

 

>Is that... all?

 

Anders we were not trying to ask about your weird sexual fantasies but okay

 

>Yes.





HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
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>_?

 

Anders you little shit.

 

I would rename the thread "the screaming at Anders corner" but I am so fond of "obligatory sewer adventure."

 

Wait did Fenris break up with us? Or will he have broken up with us if we say he left us?

 

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Where's the "What the everloving FUCK is wrong with you, Anders" option?

 

He walked out on Hawke because flashbacks after they boned.

 

He broke up with us and then we got back together, so I have no idea why that option is there??

YEAH SAME

 

>Don't call him that
is not nearly strong enough, but in lieu of ">Slap him" it'll have to do, I guess.

(No, Anders, we will not reblog your callout post for Fenris.)

 

It's sort of assumed as constant subtext for anyone who's been in close contact with Anders for six years. :P

 

>Don't call him that.

STILL VERY MUCH NOT STRONG ENOUGH.



(incoherent rage noises)

 

OH MY GOD I HATE THIS RANDOM BIT

he does it if you're with Merrill, too. Does he do it if you romance anyone else?

 

NOPE JUST FENRIS AND MERRILL

edit: PS he apparently only does this if you didn't emphatically reject him in act one

 

Boys, stopit. Both of you.

 

I think Fenris has every right to snipe after that.

 

ANDERS
HE IS STANDING

RIGHT THERE

 

Spoiler: the Big spoiler

also is Anders sending us on a quest to get bomb ingredients?? Hey Hawke, do me a favor and go mucking through literal shit for me so I can ruin your entire life, thanks

 

I had a discussion about this with some people on FFA once (after I sucked enough at relationship values that Anders randomly made out with my Hawke while she was in a committed relationship with Isabela), and we drew the conclusion that probably half the reason he doesn't bug Hawke about Isabela too is because he just assumes she doesn't "count" as a relationship. Anders is a class act all around. (Obviously the other half is because he doesn't have a grudge against her like the others, but considering how pushy he is about Hawke not dating him otherwise and the existence of a Hawke/Merrill banter where he basically says so straight out, I'm pretty sure it's also that he just didn't even think to consider her as competition.)