Cat Rules. Very Important.

1. Cats are the center of the universe and everyone must worship them.
2. Always do as your cat demands.
3. Always pet your cat except when your cat doesn´t want you to.
4. Do not try to resist the purrs. Become one with the purrs, resistance is futile.

 

I approve of these new rules meow

 

When cat wants a food you have, you must give it to cat. No exceptions.

 

Cats are allowed on every lap at every time.

 

Seebs pin this thread
It's the most important one

 

rubs paws HUMAN HANDS together
excellent

 

The loaf is pleased.

 

this thread has been unpinned
[displeased cat noises]

 

My household has a rule that if the cat is sitting on you other people are required to fetch things for you so he is not displaced

 

things that move or otherwise change become interesting again tho

 

Prrt?

Rule: Red dots are banned on pain of death. All red dots will be hunted down.

 

Red dots will be eaten. As soon as they are caught.
slick little bastards they are

 

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mmmmm tasty red dot
just as soon as I catch it

 

...I can't catch it
this is why we banned red dots

 

It will be vanquished! No matter how many posts and threads we knock over on our quest!

 

New new rule: Do not taunt the cats! Illegal.