Cat Rules. Very Important.

Discussion in 'That's So Meta!' started by Codeless, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    1. Cats are the center of the universe and everyone must worship them.
    2. Always do as your cat demands.
    3. Always pet your cat except when your cat doesn´t want you to.
    4. Do not try to resist the purrs. Become one with the purrs, resistance is futile.
     
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  2. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator



    do not resist the purr
    let the purr control your body
     
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  3. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    I approve of these new rules meow
     
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  4. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    When cat wants a food you have, you must give it to cat. No exceptions.
     
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  5. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Cats are allowed on every lap at every time.
     
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  6. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Seebs pin this thread
    It's the most important one
     
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  7. Snitchanon

    Snitchanon What's a mod to a nonbeliever.

    Okay, done.
     
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  8. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    rubs paws HUMAN HANDS together
    excellent
     
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  9. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    The loaf is pleased.
     
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  10. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    this thread has been unpinned
    [displeased cat noises]
     
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  11. Stophelping

    Stophelping Building a house out of love

    My household has a rule that if the cat is sitting on you other people are required to fetch things for you so he is not displaced
     
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  12. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    cats lose interest in things, so that's fine
     
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  13. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    things that move or otherwise change become interesting again tho
     
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  14. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Prrt?

    Rule: Red dots are banned on pain of death. All red dots will be hunted down.
     
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  15. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Red dots will be eaten. As soon as they are caught.
    slick little bastards they are
     
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  16. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    .
     
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  17. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    mmmmm tasty red dot
    just as soon as I catch it
     
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  18. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    ...I can't catch it
    this is why we banned red dots
     
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  19. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    It will be vanquished! No matter how many posts and threads we knock over on our quest!
     
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  20. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    New new rule: Do not taunt the cats! Illegal.
     
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