Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    moar raw cabbage for Me >:)

    (can't stand coleslaw though, the texture gets me)
     
  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    By "prepared properly" I mean "cooked with vinegar and apples." :::PPP
     
  3. Briar

    Briar Well-Known Member

    That actually sounds good, though? I kind of want to try that.

    Plus I have never had Tabbouleh but a quick google search reveals that it looks far superior to coleslaw.
     
  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    It is good, in my personal opinion. Also red cabbage juice is kinda fun to play with because it's a pH indicator, so you can put a pinch of baking soda in the pan you cooked the cabbage in when you're cleaning it and the liquid at the bottom turns blue and this amuses me

    Food of the gods, I tell you.
     
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  5. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    WHY HAVE COLESLAW WHEN YOU CAN HAVE SAUERKRAUT, THE SUPERIOR CABBAGE PREPARATION
     
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  6. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    Oh yeah, I will go for some kraut any day, and cabbage has plenty of great applications when cooked. Tender spring greens are divine any time, I don't need dressing I'll just snack on them straight out of the garden. But. Raw cabbage. The only flavor it has is bitter and the texture is just :X

    No.
     
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  7. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    ok but why would you eat the texture hell and blegh taste of spinach when you could have the satisfying crunch of romaine lettuce
     
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  8. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    Also, speaking of.

    Salad Dressings: Discuss


    I like caesar the best, which gets me odd looks when i want caesar dressing on my garden salad but shut up it's creamy and nice and not as horrifyingly inconsistent as ranch. i love me some ranches but some ranches i hate and you never know which you're gonna get which stresses me out
    vinagrette is just. why. why would you make every bite of your food force you to wince
     
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  9. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Give me all the bitter things, it is the superior flavor. You can have my salty foods, salt is revolting unless its a teeny amount.

    Heh, that actually reminds me of the time i bought a couple of ginger beers to work when i was a teen for lunch because it is the best kind of spicy bitter, and was sharing it with others who never had it. There was many people spitting it back out on the ground and one notable instance of a kid asking what the alcohol content was only to yell "you drink that for fun!?!" When i said it was nonalcoholic. Who the fuck is gonna bring real beer to work and give it to a bunch of minors, especially in a live in situation while on the clock you dingus?

    Fizzy soda is only good if you chug it, so it turns foamy texture instead. Otherwise it just feels like im melting my teeth in fizzy corn syrup XP
     
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  10. Briar

    Briar Well-Known Member

    Honestly I don't really like salad dressings as salad dressings? Ranch is great for dipping wings in, but why would you put it on salad? Also, I generally put raspberry vinaigrette on my delicious spinach salads.
     
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Romaine tastes weird and bitter to me, while spinach kind of... doesn't taste like anything.

    Salad dressing quality varies wildly, but I usually prefer vinaigrettes because I like sour.
     
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  12. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Ranch is bad. I wish i could throw it into the sun.

    Kale is the best leafy green, i will fight.

    Hm, dressings i actually like? Uhhh it depends where its going but catalina is good, and rasberry vinegarette, and near anything labeled italian if its not creamy. Green goddess is great for dipping, and vidalia sweet onion is better for coleslaw than straight up coleslaw dressing.
     
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  13. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    i hate salad dressing, i just do lemon juice+salt+pepper
     
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  14. Briar

    Briar Well-Known Member

    Kale is also a great leafy green! (spinach is better tho)
     
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  15. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    Huh! I'm the exact opposite. Romaine tastes pretty much like nothing, while spinach is weird and bitter
     
  16. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Raw kale is the worst. Cooked kale can be acceptable.
     
  17. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    coleslaw has the best texture, I don't know what you people are talking about
     
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  18. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    How do you feel about kale chips tho
     
  19. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Iceberg lettuce barely even exists. It's basically crunchy nothing.
     
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  20. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Only had 'em once, when my mom made them. Had no strong opinions.
     
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