The Adventures of COVFEFE

Alright. I'm not 100% familiar with the conciliatory quadrants, so I wanted to make sure.

 

Also if anyone has a better name for Melania than just moving the A, let me know.

 

I like the symmetry of eTrump and Atrump. Like they were drawn together in part by their nearly shared sign.

 

"A troll is compelled by fate to watch over their moirail and keep them in line." -MSPA wiki. Maybe <>? I'll go with <3 for now.
=> Stop being that guy and start being the other one.

Your name is MELANI ATRUMP. You recently witnessed your matesprit, COVFEF ETRUMP, murder a man and then be dragged off to jail. The role of PRESIDENT has been taken over by MICHEA LPENCE, who is currently trying to fix the mess that COVFEF has made. You're starting to wonder if he is truly a matesprite.
What do you do?

 

> try to find out what Michea Lpence is doing to fix things

 

You turn the news onto CNN, because you aren't afraid to be caught watching "fake news" since Covfefe is in jail. Plus, you sometimes get tired of the sensationalist headlines from the places where he gets his news.
Lpence seems to be preparing to address the nation, and by extension, the planet. Possibly the people on those planets you visited in your dreams as well.
You sit down on the BED of Etrump Towers (the non-dream one) and relax, lavishing in all the room you have without Covfefe. Curling up, you prepare to watch the address.
It begins with Lpence assuring everyone that yes, Sean Spicer is dead, and that he and the rest of the administration would work to make sure that Etrump was going to pay for his crimes, including the ones that Spicer had said were not in fact crimes.
You start wondering why Spicer was never given a 6 letter/6 letter name like everyone else seems to be. Oh well, he's dead now. It doesn't really matter.

 

The h is invisible. Maybe there's two invisible hs.

 

also lpence has a french accent because my brain sees it as l'pence

 

SHHEAN SPICER?

 

yes. perfect.

 

it just sounds like you're saying it normally but in a really breathy way when you say it out loud

 

Vladmr Pootin

 

current cast of characters:
COVFEF ETRUMP
SHHAUN SPICER
MELANI ATRUMP
VLADMR POOTIN

 

me: ah, yes, Covfef
me: ....fef
me: fEFERI

I just needed to share this with you all okay

 

Alix actually pointed that out while we were arguing pronunciation on the Discord.

Spoiler: image

 

.....okay but now I have to photoshop Trump's face on Feferi's body.
you realize I have to do this now, right

 

do it

 

and so, with the powers of shitty photoshop done on Manga Studio combined with regret for everything I've ever done, I present to you.....

Spoiler: covfef

bask in his glory.

 

covfeferi

 

Melani: throw down the remote and do the chicken dance