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The Adventures of COVFEFE

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by Technicality, May 31, 2017.

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Who should Trump call?

Poll closed Jun 1, 2017.
  1. Putin

    8 vote(s)
    40.0%
  2. (Add options in comments)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Steve Bannon

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Mike Pence

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. FOX and Friends

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  6. The president of Twitter

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%
  7. The President of Mexico

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  8. Obama

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%
  9. The judge

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. The secret service people renting a floor of Covfef Tower

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  11. Mar-a-lago

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  12. Satan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Alright. I'm not 100% familiar with the conciliatory quadrants, so I wanted to make sure.
     
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  2. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Also if anyone has a better name for Melania than just moving the A, let me know.
     
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  3. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I like the symmetry of eTrump and Atrump. Like they were drawn together in part by their nearly shared sign.
     
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  4. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    "A troll is compelled by fate to watch over their moirail and keep them in line." -MSPA wiki. Maybe <>? I'll go with <3 for now.
    => Stop being that guy and start being the other one.

    Your name is MELANI ATRUMP. You recently witnessed your matesprit, COVFEF ETRUMP, murder a man and then be dragged off to jail. The role of PRESIDENT has been taken over by MICHEA LPENCE, who is currently trying to fix the mess that COVFEF has made. You're starting to wonder if he is truly a matesprite.
    What do you do?
     
    Last edited: Jul 12, 2017
    • Winner x 8
  5. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    > try to find out what Michea Lpence is doing to fix things
     
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  6. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    You turn the news onto CNN, because you aren't afraid to be caught watching "fake news" since Covfefe is in jail. Plus, you sometimes get tired of the sensationalist headlines from the places where he gets his news.
    Lpence seems to be preparing to address the nation, and by extension, the planet. Possibly the people on those planets you visited in your dreams as well.
    You sit down on the BED of Etrump Towers (the non-dream one) and relax, lavishing in all the room you have without Covfefe. Curling up, you prepare to watch the address.
    It begins with Lpence assuring everyone that yes, Sean Spicer is dead, and that he and the rest of the administration would work to make sure that Etrump was going to pay for his crimes, including the ones that Spicer had said were not in fact crimes.
    You start wondering why Spicer was never given a 6 letter/6 letter name like everyone else seems to be. Oh well, he's dead now. It doesn't really matter.
     
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  7. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    The h is invisible. Maybe there's two invisible hs.
     
    • Winner x 1
  8. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    also lpence has a french accent because my brain sees it as l'pence
     
    • Agree x 5
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    • Winner x 1
    • Informative x 1
  9. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    SHHEAN SPICER?
     
    • Winner x 6
    • Agree x 3
  10. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    yes. perfect.
     
    • Agree x 3
  11. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    it just sounds like you're saying it normally but in a really breathy way when you say it out loud
     
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  12. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    Vladmr Pootin
     
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    • Agree x 2
  13. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    current cast of characters:
    COVFEF ETRUMP
    SHHAUN SPICER
    MELANI ATRUMP
    VLADMR POOTIN
     
    • Winner x 7
  14. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    me: ah, yes, Covfef
    me: ....fef
    me: fEFERI

    I just needed to share this with you all okay
     
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  15. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Alix actually pointed that out while we were arguing pronunciation on the Discord.
    fef.PNG
     
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  16. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    .....okay but now I have to photoshop Trump's face on Feferi's body.
    you realize I have to do this now, right
     
    • Like x 3
    • Witnessed x 2
    • Winner x 1
  17. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    do it
     
    • Agree x 3
  18. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    and so, with the powers of shitty photoshop done on Manga Studio combined with regret for everything I've ever done, I present to you.....

    [​IMG]

    bask in his glory.
     
    • Winner x 6
    • Witnessed x 3
  19. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    covfeferi
     
    • Winner x 3
    • Agree x 1
  20. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    Melani: throw down the remote and do the chicken dance
     
    • Agree x 4
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