shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Celsius said no one else was allowed!!!! Go away!!!!

Oh, yes, show me stressful! Maybe this time I won't even get scolded for enforcing boundaries!!! Stop threatening us!!!!!!

 

Enough. Both of you.

 

Focal, are you okay?

 

Go frag yourself, this isn't your fight!

 

I'm not threatening! I'm- I'm angry and I feel hurt because Jetski is my friend and you try to keep him all to yourself and that's weird and mean, but I'M NOT THREATENING!

No!!!!

.... No....
[He makes a high keening little sob.]

 

But it is my medbay, and if you continue to antagonize members of the crew you may be subject to bans in the future given your proclivity for violence, regardless of whether or not your amica is in surgery. I am willing to confront Life Support over this if he disagrees.

Do you need to remove yourself from this situation to maintain composure?

 

I don't want to keep my composure anymore! It's not fair! It's not fair!!!

 

It is not. However, yelling is unhelpful.

 

Okay.

I would request that you talk to me about the unfairness rather than Congessi.

 

>=[

Fine!!!! I don't want to be in medbay anyway!!! More excuse to get away from all the medics!!!!!!

 

I'm glad we could come to an understanding.

 

But I want to yell! I want to yell for once! I hate this!

I-i just... i just wanted to visit Jetski...

That's not threatening! I'm not smiling so it's barely a threat! You don't just say things if you try to threaten someone!

 

Understandable.

Focal, it's important to consider different cultural norms. What you find threatening might not be what Representative Congessi finds threatening.

 

Well maybe she's wrong!
I don't care what how they do things in her weird backwater smelting pit of a colony! People don't just shoot eachother when they're right about stuff! That's not how this kind of stuff works! You- you disappear people or-or show the mean knife-smile, or- you don't just shoot people!!!!!!!!

 

A consideration: everyone is wrong and all of the governmental procedures or lack of procedures are merely highlighting the words parts of our deep coding.

 

Visit once he's healed, then!!! You're not ours, stay out of recovery zone!!!!

Jetfuel!

Fail to see how a preference for ranged weaponry is at odds with "disappearing" people!

 

Wow! If you think the words actually highlight the worst parts your evil government must be a lot less subtle than ours!
[... He claps a hand over his mouth, optics wide]

 

That's so clumsy! And also you can't keep Jetski all to yourself forever he has friends outside of you, you-... you clingy desperate, violent Scraplet!
[... can someone please bring back nice repressed focal...]

 

Yes congratulations you've discovered the secret to survival, assume the worst of everyone and prepare to repel every attack you can imagine

Except oh wait apparently that's just glitching!!!!!!

 

Starscream's government mostly uncertain, have not had enough experience. Given MTO status, Functionist government was not something I had experience with either. Either way, misspoke, meant 'worst'.

Are you done yelling now?