shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    Celsius said no one else was allowed!!!! Go away!!!!

    Oh, yes, show me stressful! Maybe this time I won't even get scolded for enforcing boundaries!!! Stop threatening us!!!!!!
     
  2. Triage of Operation: BHS

    Triage of Operation: BHS Medical Officer |18+

  3. Iridium

    Iridium The Survivor (18+)

    Focal, are you okay?
     
  4. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    Go frag yourself, this isn't your fight!
     
  5. Focal of Horizon Island

    Focal of Horizon Island Smile for the Camera! (Counselor Decepticon) | 18+

    I'm not threatening! I'm- I'm angry and I feel hurt because Jetski is my friend and you try to keep him all to yourself and that's weird and mean, but I'M NOT THREATENING!
    No!!!!
    .... No....
    [He makes a high keening little sob.]
     
  6. Triage of Operation: BHS

    Triage of Operation: BHS Medical Officer |18+

    But it is my medbay, and if you continue to antagonize members of the crew you may be subject to bans in the future given your proclivity for violence, regardless of whether or not your amica is in surgery. I am willing to confront Life Support over this if he disagrees.
    Do you need to remove yourself from this situation to maintain composure?
     
  7. Focal of Horizon Island

    Focal of Horizon Island Smile for the Camera! (Counselor Decepticon) | 18+

    I don't want to keep my composure anymore! It's not fair! It's not fair!!!
     
  8. Triage of Operation: BHS

    Triage of Operation: BHS Medical Officer |18+

    It is not. However, yelling is unhelpful.
     
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  9. Iridium

    Iridium The Survivor (18+)

    Okay.

    I would request that you talk to me about the unfairness rather than Congessi.
     
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  10. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    >=[

    Fine!!!! I don't want to be in medbay anyway!!! More excuse to get away from all the medics!!!!!!
     
  11. Triage of Operation: BHS

    Triage of Operation: BHS Medical Officer |18+

    I'm glad we could come to an understanding.
     
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  12. Focal of Horizon Island

    Focal of Horizon Island Smile for the Camera! (Counselor Decepticon) | 18+

    But I want to yell! I want to yell for once! I hate this!
    I-i just... i just wanted to visit Jetski...
    That's not threatening! I'm not smiling so it's barely a threat! You don't just say things if you try to threaten someone!
     
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  13. Iridium

    Iridium The Survivor (18+)

    Understandable.
    Focal, it's important to consider different cultural norms. What you find threatening might not be what Representative Congessi finds threatening.
     
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  14. Focal of Horizon Island

    Focal of Horizon Island Smile for the Camera! (Counselor Decepticon) | 18+

    Well maybe she's wrong!
    I don't care what how they do things in her weird backwater smelting pit of a colony! People don't just shoot eachother when they're right about stuff! That's not how this kind of stuff works! You- you disappear people or-or show the mean knife-smile, or- you don't just shoot people!!!!!!!!
     
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  15. Triage of Operation: BHS

    Triage of Operation: BHS Medical Officer |18+

    A consideration: everyone is wrong and all of the governmental procedures or lack of procedures are merely highlighting the words parts of our deep coding.
     
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  16. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    Visit once he's healed, then!!! You're not ours, stay out of recovery zone!!!!

    Jetfuel!

    Fail to see how a preference for ranged weaponry is at odds with "disappearing" people!
     
  17. Focal of Horizon Island

    Focal of Horizon Island Smile for the Camera! (Counselor Decepticon) | 18+

    Wow! If you think the words actually highlight the worst parts your evil government must be a lot less subtle than ours!
    [... He claps a hand over his mouth, optics wide]
     
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  18. Focal of Horizon Island

    Focal of Horizon Island Smile for the Camera! (Counselor Decepticon) | 18+

    That's so clumsy! And also you can't keep Jetski all to yourself forever he has friends outside of you, you-... you clingy desperate, violent Scraplet!
    [... can someone please bring back nice repressed focal...]
     
  19. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    Yes congratulations you've discovered the secret to survival, assume the worst of everyone and prepare to repel every attack you can imagine

    Except oh wait apparently that's just glitching!!!!!!
     
  20. Triage of Operation: BHS

    Triage of Operation: BHS Medical Officer |18+

    Starscream's government mostly uncertain, have not had enough experience. Given MTO status, Functionist government was not something I had experience with either. Either way, misspoke, meant 'worst'.

    Are you done yelling now?
     
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