shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. aurumIlluminatrix

    aurumIlluminatrix Achromat Nichrome/Ophira Reesch, ThiefOfDoom | 18+

    Then How The Fuck Would You Lead One If You Know So Much Better?
     
  2. Koezel Moloto

    Koezel Moloto sanguineMendaciloquence, Heir of Rage

    There i5 no need to be 5uch a killjoy, Hlorri. Per5onally, I find hi5 word5 very entertaining.
     
  3. chained pr9phet

    chained pr9phet Active Member

    I w9uldn't, 6ecause apparently I am utterly incapa6le 9f running even a n9t-re6elli9n with9ut getting myself and every9ne I kn9w executed 9r w9rse.
     
  4. aurumIlluminatrix

    aurumIlluminatrix Achromat Nichrome/Ophira Reesch, ThiefOfDoom | 18+

    That Kind Of Shit Just Fucking Happens And Honestly They Would Have Probably Died In Gruesome Ways Anyway This Is Fucking AlterniaWere Speaking Of. Its Better You Had An Impact Than Dying Quietly In A Corner Not Having Changed Anything Whatsoever You Humongous Fucking Selfpitying Fool.
     
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  5. chained pr9phet

    chained pr9phet Active Member

    Are y9u always like this 9r has my w9nderful luck f9ll9wed me t9 the 9ther side?
     
  6. Karkat Vantas

    Karkat Vantas YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE | 18+/NS

    OKAY, FINE, FAIR, BUT I REALLY DID NOT NEED YOUR FRIEND TELLING ME HOW HIS SCREAMS SOUNDED? I SO DIDN'T NEED THAT. IN FACT, I NEEDED THE OPPOSITE OF THAT AND NOW I'M TRYING *UNBELIEVABLY* HARD TO KEEP THE TATTERED REMAINS OF MY DISGUSTING MUTANT PAN FROM DRIBBLING OUT MY AURICULARS.

    SO FUCK YOU JUST ON PRINCIPLE
     
  7. calicosAssassin

    calicosAssassin ex imperial orphaner

    no one cares if the clowvns get metaphorically taken out back, right.
     
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  8. aurumIlluminatrix

    aurumIlluminatrix Achromat Nichrome/Ophira Reesch, ThiefOfDoom | 18+

    Are You Saying My Unfiltered, Unaltered Personality Is Somehow Reprehensible Or Inconvenient?
    [she grins, still smug]
     
  9. chained pr9phet

    chained pr9phet Active Member

    Y9u're an extremely frustrating individual, yes.

    *Frown.*
     
  10. Vulcan Maleus

    Vulcan Maleus yonderlyThaumatologist, Mage of Void

    Yeah Tannig likes to saY weird shit like that. He eats waY too much wicked elixir and His mind has taken some heavY motherfucking hits from it. Still the troupe leader tho.
     
  11. Vulcan Maleus

    Vulcan Maleus yonderlyThaumatologist, Mage of Void

    I'll break Your nose too
     
  12. calicosAssassin

    calicosAssassin ex imperial orphaner

    thatd just set it straight.
     
  13. Koezel Moloto

    Koezel Moloto sanguineMendaciloquence, Heir of Rage

    Ooh, if it i5n't the famou5 Orphaner Dual5car! We have 5o many celebrities in here today, I'm excited!

    Ah, but what doe5 the humorle55 Orphaner intend to do when he has u5 follow him 5omewhere away from everyone el5e? 5urely, he wouldn't be intending to do 5omething 5candalou5, would he?
     
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  14. Hlorri Lheill

    Hlorri Lheill obtenebrateBalatron, Witch of Heart

    *MANIACAL GIGGLING*
     
  15. Tannig Gavela

    Tannig Gavela wertfreiPietism, Bard of Space

    uhh. th4t doesnt sound like 4 good ide4.
     
  16. calicosAssassin

    calicosAssassin ex imperial orphaner

    IMG_0839.jpg
     
  17. Koezel Moloto

    Koezel Moloto sanguineMendaciloquence, Heir of Rage

    Wow, 5eadweller5 are certainly into 5ome very peculiar thing5!
     
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  18. Wiretap of Altihex

    Wiretap of Altihex Medic. No, really.

    Same reason I'm not going back.

    ...well. One of the reasons. Deep space is still nice and quiet, though.
     
  19. Valiska Pines

    Valiska Pines [WT/18+] Witch of Blood Queen Courinna

    "Should I be worried that you don't try harder to piss me off?" Valiska laughs softly. "Nah. You don't try to piss off Ford and I know you respect the hell out of him."

    "That's kind of true," Valiska begins, and then her jaw drops. "Wait. What. You?" She glances back at Ford. She does not see the resemblance. "No..." Then she glances at Karkat. "But I thought it was him--"

    She sighs. "Of course...there are at least four of my first-consort here, and one of them is a pillow..."

    Valiska sighs. "Nobody has everything figured out," she says, a lot more gently. "Nobody. I've parented a lot of people, mostly in my work as a professor, and as Ford says, there's a reason for the 'loco' in 'in loco parentis'. And I'm still going to get surprises every day when I actually give birth to my own kits because I've never parented infants before, unless you count my sister's kids on brief occasion. But you've got co-parents, right? You've got Dave. Just...try to learn from each other. You're not going to get everything right, nobody does, but if you rely on each other and take a time out of your own when you need to, I've got faith that you'll get enough of it right. And...if you want to talk, and I'm around, I'll do my best to help. Apologies accepted. Gods know, there are times when I want to flip out. But I try and get help from one of my partners or our brothers and sisters, when I feel like that."
     
  20. chained pr9phet

    chained pr9phet Active Member

    I d9n't think we're the same pers9n.
     
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