shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Then How The Fuck Would You Lead One If You Know So Much Better?

 

There i5 no need to be 5uch a killjoy, Hlorri. Per5onally, I find hi5 word5 very entertaining.

 

I w9uldn't, 6ecause apparently I am utterly incapa6le 9f running even a n9t-re6elli9n with9ut getting myself and every9ne I kn9w executed 9r w9rse.

 

That Kind Of Shit Just Fucking Happens And Honestly They Would Have Probably Died In Gruesome Ways Anyway This Is Fucking AlterniaWere Speaking Of. Its Better You Had An Impact Than Dying Quietly In A Corner Not Having Changed Anything Whatsoever You Humongous Fucking Selfpitying Fool.

 

Are y9u always like this 9r has my w9nderful luck f9ll9wed me t9 the 9ther side?

 

OKAY, FINE, FAIR, BUT I REALLY DID NOT NEED YOUR FRIEND TELLING ME HOW HIS SCREAMS SOUNDED? I SO DIDN'T NEED THAT. IN FACT, I NEEDED THE OPPOSITE OF THAT AND NOW I'M TRYING *UNBELIEVABLY* HARD TO KEEP THE TATTERED REMAINS OF MY DISGUSTING MUTANT PAN FROM DRIBBLING OUT MY AURICULARS.

SO FUCK YOU JUST ON PRINCIPLE

 

no one cares if the clowvns get metaphorically taken out back, right.

 

Are You Saying My Unfiltered, Unaltered Personality Is Somehow Reprehensible Or Inconvenient?
[she grins, still smug]

 

Y9u're an extremely frustrating individual, yes.

*Frown.*

 

Yeah Tannig likes to saY weird shit like that. He eats waY too much wicked elixir and His mind has taken some heavY motherfucking hits from it. Still the troupe leader tho.

 

I'll break Your nose too

 

thatd just set it straight.

 

Ooh, if it i5n't the famou5 Orphaner Dual5car! We have 5o many celebrities in here today, I'm excited!

Ah, but what doe5 the humorle55 Orphaner intend to do when he has u5 follow him 5omewhere away from everyone el5e? 5urely, he wouldn't be intending to do 5omething 5candalou5, would he?

 

*MANIACAL GIGGLING*

 

uhh. th4t doesnt sound like 4 good ide4.

 

Wow, 5eadweller5 are certainly into 5ome very peculiar thing5!

 

Same reason I'm not going back.

...well. One of the reasons. Deep space is still nice and quiet, though.

 

"Should I be worried that you don't try harder to piss me off?" Valiska laughs softly. "Nah. You don't try to piss off Ford and I know you respect the hell out of him."

"That's kind of true," Valiska begins, and then her jaw drops. "Wait. What. You?" She glances back at Ford. She does not see the resemblance. "No..." Then she glances at Karkat. "But I thought it was him--"

She sighs. "Of course...there are at least four of my first-consort here, and one of them is a pillow..."

Valiska sighs. "Nobody has everything figured out," she says, a lot more gently. "Nobody. I've parented a lot of people, mostly in my work as a professor, and as Ford says, there's a reason for the 'loco' in 'in loco parentis'. And I'm still going to get surprises every day when I actually give birth to my own kits because I've never parented infants before, unless you count my sister's kids on brief occasion. But you've got co-parents, right? You've got Dave. Just...try to learn from each other. You're not going to get everything right, nobody does, but if you rely on each other and take a time out of your own when you need to, I've got faith that you'll get enough of it right. And...if you want to talk, and I'm around, I'll do my best to help. Apologies accepted. Gods know, there are times when I want to flip out. But I try and get help from one of my partners or our brothers and sisters, when I feel like that."

 

I d9n't think we're the same pers9n.