Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

I wouldn't put peppers in cornbread because I've always had it sweet, but that might be one of the few ways you could get me to eat peppers. Delicious.

 

Cornbread does not taste good to me. Whoops. The texture is too gritty and the taste is meh

 

...it sounds like youve been eating really shitty cornbread, no offense

 

i havn't had cornbread with whole kernels yet but the concept sounds amazing and I approve (not so sure on the peppers tho because i don't like peppers)

 

I have never actually had cornbread like that but I'd be willing to try? I really can't imagine it, though, my brain is presenting me with this really weird mash-up between cornbread and corn pudding, the latter of which I hate.

Cornbread with peppers is good tho, as long as they're fresh peppers. Pickled jalapeños are the one pickled vegetable I dislike.

 

Corn fritters (fried, with corn and peppers in the mix) and cornbread aren't the same thing, or at least not around here. Then again I'm in the Pacific Northwest.

 

cornbread with whole corn kernels is great and helps keep it from getting too dry (tho of course the proper way to eat cornbread is absolutely smothered in butter and honey)

 

Soymilk is the worst not-milk milk. Discuss.
(conversely: ricemilk is the best not-milk milk)

 

non milk milk tiers

God tier: Rice milk
Top tier: Almond milk, unflavored creamers
Meh tier: Flavored non-dairy creamers
Shit tier: Soymilk
"You stop that right now" tier: Hemp milk

 

I raise: coconut milk is the worst. That's not milk, that's white water, just as bad as skim cow's milk.

Rice milk is a gr8 substitute tho, agree there

 

soy mulk is shit tier
as a side note im now actually eating raw powder milk because i fucking love powder milk

 

.... hemp milk?
(what does that even taste like, the mind boggles)

 

i like coco if its like creamy 4 cookin then its rlly good but the water is thin bullshit

 

counterpoint: cashew milk. or, as my art teacher described the experience of drinking it, "YES! YOU PUT THE LOTION IN YOUR MOUTH!"

 

cashews are so good tho (best nut there is, sorry peanut) but that sounds worrying.

 

animal milk tier:

god tier: goat milk, powder milk
Good tier: shelf cow milk
bad tier: human, cat milk
shit tier: norwegian cow milk

 

cashews themselves are delicious and good but cashew milk tastes like heavily thinned lotion
it's very unpleasant

 

What did Norway's cows do wrong?

 

For some reason all of the (cow) milk I ever purchased in Japan, of any brand or percent fat, was god tier delicious. I've never known why. It was convenience store milk. Maybe freshness?

 

that is a deeply unpleasant piece of information to have but at least it'll safe me from attempting to make my own.