https://www.seibertron.com/transfor...hour-0-released-on-free-comic-book-day/40286/ Oh thank baby jesus, they're putting Milne on Unicron, and not Ramen Man. (also why the big spoiler box, when we've seen that piece of art before?)
Ooooooooh shit i hope they translate it for Germany bc I want it. Like so badly. Pls. Hasbro let me have physical art of my #1 problematic robot baby done by Milne. I desire.
“The raging death that is Arcee” is now the only acceptable way to refer to Arcee, regardless of context
Speaking of, I was looking at Last Stand of the Wreckers again and I noticed a thing. Spoiler: images There was this exchange between Springer and Impactor, former leader and longest serving member of the Wreckers, about Impactor's prison sentence in Garrus-9: Wow, Impactor didn't qualify as threat level nine? Because I remember someone who did.
Head canon that threat level 9 was invented for the sole, specific purpose of categorizing the raging death that is Arcee - accepted
I suspect Overlord would also be Threat Level 9, along with the other two supersoldiers Megatron made. But they were never gonna get taken in alive anyway.
Spoiler: Overlord I mean, he was taken in alive and look how that turned out. Proposal: Prowl is probably threat level nine because that’s about the only way to even pretend you have stopped him actively chess mastering.
The Chicago Tribune published a list of the 10 worst films of 2017 (fair warning: unfortunately the online version is a slideshow, and the entire blurb is quoted below anyway). Transformers: The Last Knight was only the 4th worst! I mean it's fair.
The entire article is pretty hilarious too tbh Spoiler: gems include Also, consistently switching the subtitle of the movie to various Knight puns :P
Rarely do I see a Serious Newspaper Film Critic just get to have so much fun. And write out sound effects.
Spoiler: LL shitposting ...but if Blurr's on the Lost Light now and the Rod Squad is also tracking down the Lost Light ....I cannot wait to see Swerve and Blurr in the same space again, but also that is probably going to HURT edit: BONUS PAIN Swerve's is where all the gross shit is being kept, right? Swerve and Blurr and a bar that needs cleaned up.... :')
Hello I got some robits Optimus is for my bf @Sleepy_Stiingray and Bee is for me Spoiler: Optimus Spoiler: Bee anyone know how to turn him into his car lmao I got halfway and got lost Spoiler: Boys I didn’t get but wanted
........i've been looping pride and prejudice to a ridiculous degree while i cross-stitch robots, and i'm taken by a sudden urge to photoshop all their silly bonnets onto robot faces
I am proud to say the above image is partially my fault, and I will happily supply you with bonnets in any colour you desire. ETA: that is to say pictures of bonnets
PSA: headdresses of giant robotic overlords, no matter how much they resemble whipped cream, are not edible.
Starscream/Windblade, 15.6k, nsfw I have been sitting on this wip for... so long. Maybe now I can clear some of my other longstanding dearly-beloved wips? Maybe?? This is the one where Starscream and Windblade try to prove they're mature enough to play without adult supervision. (next time on starbladejack: wheeljack's worst sleepover ever)
I was gonna try to get some sleep but my brain just suddenly burst out with: OH IIIIIIII'M A MEMBER OF THE DJD So now I'm laughing instead of sleeping and I thought I'd inflict it on all of you as well. (Tarn, please stop singing the same old song.)
