that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

i know i started mine because i had a completely non-smutty story about two fairy half-brothers who kissed, and i wanted to try my hand at making them do more than kiss.
In any case i know that the cleaner we had when i was growing up knew about it, and probably knew what was in it too, though bless her she never mentioned it

 

Yup. I was passively there for a while because someone I read switched to there and I wanted to keep following the story. There are real gems in there, but lots and lots of it is baby's first smut, and not very good.

From what I can tell it's lots of original content too.

 

I never thought buttered noodles with just a quarter cup of parsley would be the perfect blank canvas for any stew or meme.

 

I don't know whether to call myself lucky or not that no one who knew me in my baby smut days is currently still in contact with me. On the one hand, it's kind of sad that the last time I saw my high school best friend was graduation day. on the other, no one I know now knows how awkwardly, how often, I banged Sasuke and Gaara together in fits of teenage pique. My FFN got deleted and the laptop I wrote those fics on literally caught fire. All evidence of teenage Seth and her smut are gone forever.

 

Bizarre stream-of-consciousness attempts at sexy fiction:

 

My first fanfic when I was a teenager (and also my last) had girls kissing, it was nice.

 

my mom found my (non smut) fic when i was like 12 and complimented my spelling/punctuation and said it was better than some of the emails she got at work

 

I burnt mine and mixed the ashes into the soil in my garden a couple years later when i found it (..14-15 years old?) it wasn't smutty, just very, very poorly written.

 

In other stories, have n 'attack helicopter' pitched by the Ghanian company Kantanaka, previously known for producing Africa's only native-made automobiles importing Chinese cars and passing them off as locally made.


Look at this dood.

Apparently they also make, brick-making machines, electric guitars, robots, and, uh... 'tanks'.

Not Featured: Redeeming Features.
Bob Semple Tank vs This Thing. FIGHT.


And, apparently, this nonsense, featuring a bad Mark I Iron Man cosplay, what appears to be an actual functional armored car/bus (albeit with an unhealthy obsession with smoke launchers, armor may be dubious) and, uh, a fucking battlemech?
http://your-raifu-is-shit.tumblr.com/post/181898268432/tristikov-scope-dogg-enrique262-the

 

They... they look like low-polygon models of military vehicles from Playstation games, in real life...

 

they’ll need to work harder than that to defeat the q u a d c o p t e r

 

Is it weird that when I get anagram mode I don't even notice the actual anagram because my brain, like, auto-parses it? I generally feel like anagram is supposed to slow me down a lot more than it does.

 

potato sweats

 

It is! It's the Dutch word for 'ditch'!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ditch