that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Fucker, Sep 30, 2016.

  1. i know i started mine because i had a completely non-smutty story about two fairy half-brothers who kissed, and i wanted to try my hand at making them do more than kiss.
    In any case i know that the cleaner we had when i was growing up knew about it, and probably knew what was in it too, though bless her she never mentioned it
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  2. Emma

    Emma Your resident resident

    Yup. I was passively there for a while because someone I read switched to there and I wanted to keep following the story. There are real gems in there, but lots and lots of it is baby's first smut, and not very good.

    From what I can tell it's lots of original content too.
  3. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

  4. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    I don't know whether to call myself lucky or not that no one who knew me in my baby smut days is currently still in contact with me. On the one hand, it's kind of sad that the last time I saw my high school best friend was graduation day. on the other, no one I know now knows how awkwardly, how often, I banged Sasuke and Gaara together in fits of teenage pique. My FFN got deleted and the laptop I wrote those fics on literally caught fire. All evidence of teenage Seth and her smut are gone forever.
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  5. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Bizarre stream-of-consciousness attempts at sexy fiction:
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  6. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    i'm not actually ashamed of my I Was Created Only To Kill But What Is This Love Feeling stories, i wouldn't expect a kid to be writing at a mature level or anything. i just... don't need anyone to see them. that's all. :msap:
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  7. My first fanfic when I was a teenager (and also my last) had girls kissing, it was nice.
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  8. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    my mom found my (non smut) fic when i was like 12 and complimented my spelling/punctuation and said it was better than some of the emails she got at work
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  9. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

    I burnt mine and mixed the ashes into the soil in my garden a couple years later when i found it (..14-15 years old?) it wasn't smutty, just very, very poorly written.
  10. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    you can delete your own posts. it's in the bottom line, under your signature.
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  11. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    In other stories, have n 'attack helicopter' pitched by the Ghanian company Kantanaka, previously known for producing Africa's only native-made automobiles importing Chinese cars and passing them off as locally made.

    More Dubious Design.jpg
    Look at this dood.

    Apparently they also make, brick-making machines, electric guitars, robots, and, uh... 'tanks'.
    Not Featured: Redeeming Features.
    Bob Semple Tank vs This Thing. FIGHT.

    And, apparently, this nonsense, featuring a bad Mark I Iron Man cosplay, what appears to be an actual functional armored car/bus (albeit with an unhealthy obsession with smoke launchers, armor may be dubious) and, uh, a fucking battlemech?
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  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    They... they look like low-polygon models of military vehicles from Playstation games, in real life...
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  13. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya your purple friend

    they’ll need to work harder than that to defeat the q u a d c o p t e r
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  14. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    every time 'seekers notes' does anagram mode and scrambles 'stool' to 'sloot' i fuckin lose it. i don't know why. i just. sloot! sloot sloot sloot :toot:
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  15. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Is it weird that when I get anagram mode I don't even notice the actual anagram because my brain, like, auto-parses it? I generally feel like anagram is supposed to slow me down a lot more than it does.
  16. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    i'm almost always the same, with a few exceptions like getting 'goblet' and 'globe' mixed up a lot. but for some reason SLOOT throws me every time.

    it should be a real word!
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  17. rats

    rats 21 Bright Forge Shatters The Void

    potato sweats
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  18. Emma

    Emma Your resident resident

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  19. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

  20. rats

    rats 21 Bright Forge Shatters The Void

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