MY FRIENDS ARE MY SHOWER [Kingdom Hearts]

Spoiler: Weird theory, but

I'm slightly suspecting your boy to be the Master of Masters at this point. Won't say more unless you've seen the ending and epilogue yet, but. It's likely as anyone else and it would be hilarious as fuck.

 

I JUST HAD A LOT OF EMOTIONS SO I'M SAVING MOST MY REMAINING LIVEBLOGGING FOR ONE POST BUT HERE'S ONE THING

Spoiler: KH3 SPOILERS

ALDK;SJF;LAKDSJF;LADSF

DEMYX AND IENZO IN THE SAE ROOM

HELP I CANT BREATHE

MY FIRST OTP

THEY’RE TALKING

DEMYX LOOKS SO HAPPY

I LOVE HIM

PLZ BE UP TO GOOD

Im so sorry you’re still a nobody

DEMYX IS SO CUTE. IENZO IS SO FLUSTERED, THEY ARE SO DATING, I’M SO HAPPY

HOLY SHIT DEMYX DELIVERED ANSEM (FUCK YOU ANSEM)


I can’t believe they’re actually acknowledging that ienzo was like 9 when he lost his heart

Bless

This is so wholesome


(I still hate you ansem)

If this is a trap I’m going to be so mad but at the moment I’m So happy

 

ALRIGHT I FINISHED WATCHING KH3 CUTSCENE MOVIE
in the spoiler is my liveblog-y thoughts rambled down, starting in frozen world and moving on through the rest, probly dont make too much sense out of context but eh, oh well

Spoiler: kh3 spoilers, refs to noncon shipping and selfcest

WILL SOMEONE TELL THIS BOY WHAT HAPPENED IN CHAIN OF MEMORIES. RIKU, YOU WERE THERE, YOU REMEMBER, YOU KNOW SOME OF WHAT HAPPENED TO SORA, /TELL HIM/



Tho tbh ignoring larxene like that is hilarious

Also LARXENE <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3<3<3







Holy SHIT DEMYX GOT BENCHED FROM ORG 2.0 THAT’S BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE MY DUMB LOVELY DARLING



kh3: -DiZ/Ansem the Wise shows up me: hEY FUCK YOU DiZ: -stares at namine's old room in twilight town me: YEAH KEEP FEELING GUILTY. DROWN IN IT


I’m so glad hayner tried to ninja kick ansem the heartless. Beautiful.


I am in love with the levels of personal agendas going on in org 2.0

I mean the best thing about orgxiii was that there was like 4 different levels of coup and betrayal going on I’m so glad xehanort’s such an idiot that he hasn’t learned to weed that out


That said I’m not convinced you’re actually trying to turn a new leaf, even. If I’m gonna pin anyone on turncoating it’s good ol demy, luxy, larx n marly.

Also you promised backstory on them like an hour of cutscenes ago xemnas get going with that



Aaaaa I can’t believe repliku is around!! <3 <3 what a good boy, I’m so glad he’s back :D

Waaait… is it repliku or past riku??

How Many Rikus does it take to get the center of a tootsie pop?

I loe xehariku’s rambling and all of bh6 crew like ‘what the fuck is this bro talkin bout’

Rikunort is way better than xehariku my bad. Why all the nort names

Sora: completely unaffected by suddenly landing in his home worls again


Oh shit the door that started IT ALL AAAAAA

Sora: totally down for suicide missions. I’m worried about this boy sometimes

DARKNORT AQUA IS HOT AS HELL HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE HER

(agreed prozd, I do want her to step on me)


Riku: calls name of boyfriend.

Sora: here to be your beautiful boyfriend forever

TWIN GAY KEYBLADE, ACTIVATE

Omg seein some of my original gay ships bein so good is so so good, my heart is so happy

I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH <333


FUCKING GRAB AQUA YOU IDIOTS

Sora somehow the only one with his shit together here for once. Good boy, grab the girl.

<3 <3 <3 <3 I am filled with love for aqua

Aww babe im sorry your triad is still missing. You’ll get em.

You’re in the realm of light now but they fell to darkness about three years ago I think??? About ¾ of the way into your campaign of living in darkness.

Most wholesome group hug, so proud, so happy


DEMYX

DEMYYYYXXXX

Demy

Demyx do the backstab

Be together with your true love ienzo

….even when has demyx ever been a man of science

Yeah thanks demyx

Fuck I Love demyx so much

WHAT DID YOU WHISPER EVEN STOP KEEPING SECRETS

Fkjasdl;fa;lkdjfl;kj adlk;jf;lkasdjf fuck I love demyx so much

HE SAYS DEMYX TIME AAAAAAAAAAAA


ALDK;SJF;LAKDSJF;LADSF

DEMYX AND IENZO IN THE SAE ROOM

HELP I CANT BREATHE

MY FIRST OTP

THEY’RE TALKING

DEMYX LOOKS SO HAPPY

I LOVE HIM

PLZ BE UP TO GOOD

Im so sorry you’re still a nobody

DEMYX IS SO CUTE. IENZO IS SO FLUSTERED, THEY ARE SO DATING, I’M SO HAPPY

HOLY SHIT DEMYX DELIVERED ANSEM (FUCK YOU ANSEM)


I can’t believe they’re actually acknowledging that ienzo was like 9 when he lost his heart

Bless

This is so wholesome


(I still hate you ansem)

If this is a trap I’m going to be so mad but at the moment I’m So happy


Re-watching that scene because omg my babes. I love org xiii so much, everyone’s so beautiful and complex (except for the basic bitches, but they’re beautiful basic bitches)

I just. My boooys. It’s so amazing to have new content for them after so long <3 <3 <3

Castle oblivioooon! :D it’s been too long. What an excellent place.

Donald shut the fuck up

O fuc what the castle doin???

Shit I forgot this was like, the place from bbs actually. Whoops. In my defense I played 2/3 of bbs once, it’s the one I’m least familiar with


Alright time for extracting sora’s heart from his heart time

Sleepy sleepy boyo

VANITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

TAKE OFF THE MASK I WANNA SEE HIS CUTE FAAAE

Awwwwwwwwww what a darling. Perchin on the charlike that. The best


Sora now’s not the time to go to the stained glass of your subconscious—oh hai ven

…your waking power sleeps. Obvs. Thanks kingdom hearts, not weird and vague at all


Ok ven wake up but also Like Maybe Be Careful Your Evil Twin is Right There

Vanitas: Abscond


Ventus: looks at sora’s hair, war flashbacks

AXEL PUT ON YOUR DAMN NEW CLOTHES WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THE ORG HOOOD

Axel like ‘pay attention to meeeeeeee’

Aww kairi and aqua are adorable

Kflasdjlk axel is so cute

Aksdjfl;asjd;lkfjl HE’S SO HAPPY VEN REMEMBERS HIM

Axel is so overwhelmed I love this boy <3 plz give him back his boyfriend

Sora: save ALL THE PEOPLE

Adjkf;l axel so determined to get roxas <3

(xion in a corner, crying)

Goofy: and Donald and I are obsolete but this is tradition by now anyways

Yen sid your eyes are so bad close up stick to long shots plz

Maleficent: trying desperately to not be irrelevant

Waiiit okay that’s repliku so rikunort’s a past riku. Hooookay

I’m glad we have enough rikus for a threesome of all riku

Hot



Oldenort shows up: immediately incomprehensible rambling, of course


Yeeeees increase the number of silver-haired scenery chewers

They will eat the entire canyon

Skdjfl;a vanitas’ voice attemping to be nortish. He tries so hard, adorale

Donald doing ridiculously badass magic is the most narm charm thing I’ve ever seen

…idk if it beats goofy’s death actually. But. Very close.


I think the Most Kingdom Hearts Thing I’ve ever seen is a purple tiger plushie with a bubbly voice being the guardian of purgatory. Bless this mess.

Sora: friends with the purple tiger plushie of purgatory

Terra: super pumped to beat up his own alternate body

Who da fuk is you, new keyblade boy??? Is this that mobile game I never played stuff??

I don’t understand but I assume sora’s basically channeling the nergy of a ton of dead keyblade weilders and I’m super down for that subtly macabre shit

So Many Rikus! :D Riku, Fight Thyself!!!! (or fuck thyself)

-chanting- RIKU SELFCEST RIKU SELFCEST ENEMY SELFCEST

CHANNEL YOUR SELFHATE INTO GOOD NONCON SMUT


Finally yen sid’s doing something useful.

Leave him behind mickey. Oh thank god Donald and goofy are staying behind, no more Donald voice in the final battle


Aight aight the final thirteen, who’s the final lineup, take those hoods off, I wanna see yall

Oh baldenort. You’re the reason a xehanorgy wouldn’t be fun

Awwwww xigbar. You’re such a bastard but isuper love you anyawys… guhhh im so sad to see my good good enemies finally fade

Oh!!! It is a repliku!!! So many rikus!!!
oh!!!! Good size vessel for xion :D (oh , or namine)

Lsdkjflkajsfk repliku you’re such a good boy. I’m sorry I beat you up six times in com.

Luxord: ‘sora, one more game, let me be the easiest boss and do my card tricks again’
fuck I am so not prepared for potentially Final Death Scenes of these evil babes

Awwwww luxord’s so amiable. Fuck. I love these boys so much. I wasn’t prepared for more organization death scenes. Damn it. I’m actually crying

FUCK I CANT HANDLE A MARLUXIA WITH EMOTIONS

I’m glad larxene’s still a bitch. She has to remain a bitch forever <3

BERSERKER SAIIIX :D :D :D :D :D

Oooooh I like xemnas talking down to a beaten down axel and berserker saix watching on. Now that could be some good noncom fic right there :D

Fdjl;ajdfslkj his lightsaber is actually making a lightsaber noise

Slskjdf XION???? XION?!!?! XION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD

XION!!! XION!!! XIOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!

HOLY SHIT AXEL’S AN ANKLEBITER. I LOVE HIM. BABE

A;KLSJDF;LKAJSDL;FKJLAD;KSJFL ROXAS

ROXAS

ROXAAAASSS

Saix finally admits he was a jealous ex. Beautiful.

Sora like ‘fuck vanitas you got sameface’

Sora you gotta let some of em just decide to be darkness and let em go, look at vanitas, he’s a perfect little shard of evil just the way he is

Terra, you can overcome the possession!! Or not!!!

Ooooh bondage. Darkness bondage :3

O 3 O bondage heartless is friend now???????

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bondage heartless is terra!!!!!!!! What a good boy!!!!!

Oh god I’m so sorry we punched you so much in so many games!!!

Mmmm all the scenery chewers in one place

Man. What the fuck even is kingdom hearts anymore. Like the in-game kingdom hearts. What are we even trying to summon

Riku, stop having romances with your weird enemies/posessors.

Aw man xemnas. You just keep being very satisfyingly tragic over there, I will eat that up


I KNEW AXEL WOULD ONLY PUT ON NEW CLOTHES FOR THE ENDING! DAMN IT AXEL

U look cute tho keep it up

O shit xion’s heckin adorable in new clothes too!!!! Strong bi energy

O FUCK THAT’S A GOOD ISA


NA

MI

NE!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS


:D :D :D awwww riku bein a good boy, welcoming the new girl, get her some decent clothes plz

This is the best fucking beach party I’ve ever seen

Aw hell yeah I can plausibly ship xion and namine finally


Hey sorA WELCOME TO THE PARTY

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO

THANK NAMINE

….

Sora y u disappear

Speedin through the creeediiits, get me to that bonus endiiing


Well I’m happy for you xigbar but I have no clue what the fuck is happening

…oh right maleficent exists

I need to play the mobile game don’t i

….oh hey the box


Whooooo I completed watching that. Thaaaaat is a lot to take in. take this stream of consciousness and I’ll probly have more thoughts in like… afew days

But in the meantime all my thoughts are DEMYXXXXXXX

 

Not reading any spoilers yet bc I only get to play with my friends every Sunday but just wanted to say that I stockholmed by friends into calling the lucky emblems hickeys

 

Spoiler: I HAVE CRACKED THE CODE

Spoiler: Spoilers for khIII and khux

ok I need to get this theory out there but
In khux one of the 5 new foretellers is this guy, Brain. He dresses like a tool, is very mysterious, and has kinda assumed a leadership role. We know that 1 of the 5 new foretellers killed Strelitzia, and at first we are led to believe Lauriam did it, but it turns out that he's her brother (still mighta done it but). So I am positing that Brain killed Strelitzia.
But that's not all! Brain seems to know more then he should. We've seen many of the other new foretellers using Starlight, the default keybladr, but I don't think we ever saw his. He dressed, let me emphasize, like a giant tool. Who else do we know who has been around that long? Who would have more info then the other new foretellers? Who has black hair? Who is a massive fucking tool? That's right, I am positing that Brain is Luxu, aka Braig, aka Xigbar. Brain. Braig. I rest my case.

 

OKAY SO
I haven't played kingdom hearts 3 yet
BECAUSE
I GOT MY BOYFRIEND TO START PLAYING ALL THE GAMES
I'm gonna wait for him
I'm so happy he's super into this now, he's just started
He's probably the only person I know irl who enjoyed chain of memories combat system

 

Oh man am I expected to have played the DLC? Can I yell about Issues I Had With The Base Game or is there a separate thread for that somewhere?

 

Are you fucking kidding me, that's genius. I was wondering who Cloak McFuck reminded me of.

 

The body language matches exactly and it would be just like him to act a coward just so he could sit back and watch with popcorn and he was the hardest fucking boss in KH2


Don't get me started on this I'll be so mad if I'm wrong lol

 

Please get started on this, actually, please, I want to hear

all

the crazy theories

 

Necroing this thread purely to link the first GMV I've actually finished in nearly a decade please be kind