MY FRIENDS ARE MY SHOWER [Kingdom Hearts]

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Starcrossedsky, Aug 31, 2015.

  1. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    I'm slightly suspecting your boy to be the Master of Masters at this point. Won't say more unless you've seen the ending and epilogue yet, but. It's likely as anyone else and it would be hilarious as fuck.
     
  2. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    I JUST HAD A LOT OF EMOTIONS SO I'M SAVING MOST MY REMAINING LIVEBLOGGING FOR ONE POST BUT HERE'S ONE THING

    ALDK;SJF;LAKDSJF;LADSF

    DEMYX AND IENZO IN THE SAE ROOM

    HELP I CANT BREATHE

    MY FIRST OTP

    THEY’RE TALKING

    DEMYX LOOKS SO HAPPY

    I LOVE HIM

    PLZ BE UP TO GOOD

    Im so sorry you’re still a nobody

    DEMYX IS SO CUTE. IENZO IS SO FLUSTERED, THEY ARE SO DATING, I’M SO HAPPY

    HOLY SHIT DEMYX DELIVERED ANSEM (FUCK YOU ANSEM)


    I can’t believe they’re actually acknowledging that ienzo was like 9 when he lost his heart

    Bless

    This is so wholesome


    (I still hate you ansem)

    If this is a trap I’m going to be so mad but at the moment I’m So happy
     
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  3. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    ALRIGHT I FINISHED WATCHING KH3 CUTSCENE MOVIE
    in the spoiler is my liveblog-y thoughts rambled down, starting in frozen world and moving on through the rest, probly dont make too much sense out of context but eh, oh well

    WILL SOMEONE TELL THIS BOY WHAT HAPPENED IN CHAIN OF MEMORIES. RIKU, YOU WERE THERE, YOU REMEMBER, YOU KNOW SOME OF WHAT HAPPENED TO SORA, /TELL HIM/



    Tho tbh ignoring larxene like that is hilarious

    Also LARXENE <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3<3<3







    Holy SHIT DEMYX GOT BENCHED FROM ORG 2.0 THAT’S BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE MY DUMB LOVELY DARLING



    kh3: -DiZ/Ansem the Wise shows up me: hEY FUCK YOU DiZ: -stares at namine's old room in twilight town me: YEAH KEEP FEELING GUILTY. DROWN IN IT


    I’m so glad hayner tried to ninja kick ansem the heartless. Beautiful.


    I am in love with the levels of personal agendas going on in org 2.0

    I mean the best thing about orgxiii was that there was like 4 different levels of coup and betrayal going on I’m so glad xehanort’s such an idiot that he hasn’t learned to weed that out


    That said I’m not convinced you’re actually trying to turn a new leaf, even. If I’m gonna pin anyone on turncoating it’s good ol demy, luxy, larx n marly.

    Also you promised backstory on them like an hour of cutscenes ago xemnas get going with that



    Aaaaa I can’t believe repliku is around!! <3 <3 what a good boy, I’m so glad he’s back :D

    Waaait… is it repliku or past riku??

    How Many Rikus does it take to get the center of a tootsie pop?

    I loe xehariku’s rambling and all of bh6 crew like ‘what the fuck is this bro talkin bout’

    Rikunort is way better than xehariku my bad. Why all the nort names

    Sora: completely unaffected by suddenly landing in his home worls again


    Oh shit the door that started IT ALL AAAAAA

    Sora: totally down for suicide missions. I’m worried about this boy sometimes

    DARKNORT AQUA IS HOT AS HELL HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I LOVE HER

    (agreed prozd, I do want her to step on me)


    Riku: calls name of boyfriend.

    Sora: here to be your beautiful boyfriend forever

    TWIN GAY KEYBLADE, ACTIVATE

    Omg seein some of my original gay ships bein so good is so so good, my heart is so happy

    I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH <333


    FUCKING GRAB AQUA YOU IDIOTS

    Sora somehow the only one with his shit together here for once. Good boy, grab the girl.

    <3 <3 <3 <3 I am filled with love for aqua

    Aww babe im sorry your triad is still missing. You’ll get em.

    You’re in the realm of light now but they fell to darkness about three years ago I think??? About ¾ of the way into your campaign of living in darkness.

    Most wholesome group hug, so proud, so happy


    DEMYX

    DEMYYYYXXXX

    Demy

    Demyx do the backstab

    Be together with your true love ienzo

    ….even when has demyx ever been a man of science

    Yeah thanks demyx

    Fuck I Love demyx so much

    WHAT DID YOU WHISPER EVEN STOP KEEPING SECRETS

    Fkjasdl;fa;lkdjfl;kj adlk;jf;lkasdjf fuck I love demyx so much

    HE SAYS DEMYX TIME AAAAAAAAAAAA


    ALDK;SJF;LAKDSJF;LADSF

    DEMYX AND IENZO IN THE SAE ROOM

    HELP I CANT BREATHE

    MY FIRST OTP

    THEY’RE TALKING

    DEMYX LOOKS SO HAPPY

    I LOVE HIM

    PLZ BE UP TO GOOD

    Im so sorry you’re still a nobody

    DEMYX IS SO CUTE. IENZO IS SO FLUSTERED, THEY ARE SO DATING, I’M SO HAPPY

    HOLY SHIT DEMYX DELIVERED ANSEM (FUCK YOU ANSEM)


    I can’t believe they’re actually acknowledging that ienzo was like 9 when he lost his heart

    Bless

    This is so wholesome


    (I still hate you ansem)

    If this is a trap I’m going to be so mad but at the moment I’m So happy


    Re-watching that scene because omg my babes. I love org xiii so much, everyone’s so beautiful and complex (except for the basic bitches, but they’re beautiful basic bitches)

    I just. My boooys. It’s so amazing to have new content for them after so long <3 <3 <3

    Castle oblivioooon! :D it’s been too long. What an excellent place.

    Donald shut the fuck up

    O fuc what the castle doin???

    Shit I forgot this was like, the place from bbs actually. Whoops. In my defense I played 2/3 of bbs once, it’s the one I’m least familiar with


    Alright time for extracting sora’s heart from his heart time

    Sleepy sleepy boyo

    VANITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

    TAKE OFF THE MASK I WANNA SEE HIS CUTE FAAAE

    Awwwwwwwwww what a darling. Perchin on the charlike that. The best


    Sora now’s not the time to go to the stained glass of your subconscious—oh hai ven

    …your waking power sleeps. Obvs. Thanks kingdom hearts, not weird and vague at all


    Ok ven wake up but also Like Maybe Be Careful Your Evil Twin is Right There

    Vanitas: Abscond


    Ventus: looks at sora’s hair, war flashbacks

    AXEL PUT ON YOUR DAMN NEW CLOTHES WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THE ORG HOOOD

    Axel like ‘pay attention to meeeeeeee’

    Aww kairi and aqua are adorable

    Kflasdjlk axel is so cute

    Aksdjfl;asjd;lkfjl HE’S SO HAPPY VEN REMEMBERS HIM

    Axel is so overwhelmed I love this boy <3 plz give him back his boyfriend

    Sora: save ALL THE PEOPLE

    Adjkf;l axel so determined to get roxas <3

    (xion in a corner, crying)

    Goofy: and Donald and I are obsolete but this is tradition by now anyways

    Yen sid your eyes are so bad close up stick to long shots plz

    Maleficent: trying desperately to not be irrelevant

    Waiiit okay that’s repliku so rikunort’s a past riku. Hooookay

    I’m glad we have enough rikus for a threesome of all riku

    Hot



    Oldenort shows up: immediately incomprehensible rambling, of course


    Yeeeees increase the number of silver-haired scenery chewers

    They will eat the entire canyon

    Skdjfl;a vanitas’ voice attemping to be nortish. He tries so hard, adorale

    Donald doing ridiculously badass magic is the most narm charm thing I’ve ever seen

    …idk if it beats goofy’s death actually. But. Very close.


    I think the Most Kingdom Hearts Thing I’ve ever seen is a purple tiger plushie with a bubbly voice being the guardian of purgatory. Bless this mess.

    Sora: friends with the purple tiger plushie of purgatory

    Terra: super pumped to beat up his own alternate body

    Who da fuk is you, new keyblade boy??? Is this that mobile game I never played stuff??

    I don’t understand but I assume sora’s basically channeling the nergy of a ton of dead keyblade weilders and I’m super down for that subtly macabre shit

    So Many Rikus! :D Riku, Fight Thyself!!!! (or fuck thyself)

    -chanting- RIKU SELFCEST RIKU SELFCEST ENEMY SELFCEST

    CHANNEL YOUR SELFHATE INTO GOOD NONCON SMUT


    Finally yen sid’s doing something useful.

    Leave him behind mickey. Oh thank god Donald and goofy are staying behind, no more Donald voice in the final battle


    Aight aight the final thirteen, who’s the final lineup, take those hoods off, I wanna see yall

    Oh baldenort. You’re the reason a xehanorgy wouldn’t be fun

    Awwwww xigbar. You’re such a bastard but isuper love you anyawys… guhhh im so sad to see my good good enemies finally fade

    Oh!!! It is a repliku!!! So many rikus!!!
    oh!!!! Good size vessel for xion :D (oh , or namine)

    Lsdkjflkajsfk repliku you’re such a good boy. I’m sorry I beat you up six times in com.

    Luxord: ‘sora, one more game, let me be the easiest boss and do my card tricks again’
    fuck I am so not prepared for potentially Final Death Scenes of these evil babes

    Awwwww luxord’s so amiable. Fuck. I love these boys so much. I wasn’t prepared for more organization death scenes. Damn it. I’m actually crying

    FUCK I CANT HANDLE A MARLUXIA WITH EMOTIONS

    I’m glad larxene’s still a bitch. She has to remain a bitch forever <3

    BERSERKER SAIIIX :D :D :D :D :D

    Oooooh I like xemnas talking down to a beaten down axel and berserker saix watching on. Now that could be some good noncom fic right there :D

    Fdjl;ajdfslkj his lightsaber is actually making a lightsaber noise

    Slskjdf XION???? XION?!!?! XION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD

    XION!!! XION!!! XIOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!

    HOLY SHIT AXEL’S AN ANKLEBITER. I LOVE HIM. BABE

    A;KLSJDF;LKAJSDL;FKJLAD;KSJFL ROXAS

    ROXAS

    ROXAAAASSS

    Saix finally admits he was a jealous ex. Beautiful.

    Sora like ‘fuck vanitas you got sameface’

    Sora you gotta let some of em just decide to be darkness and let em go, look at vanitas, he’s a perfect little shard of evil just the way he is

    Terra, you can overcome the possession!! Or not!!!

    Ooooh bondage. Darkness bondage :3

    O 3 O bondage heartless is friend now???????

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bondage heartless is terra!!!!!!!! What a good boy!!!!!

    Oh god I’m so sorry we punched you so much in so many games!!!

    Mmmm all the scenery chewers in one place

    Man. What the fuck even is kingdom hearts anymore. Like the in-game kingdom hearts. What are we even trying to summon

    Riku, stop having romances with your weird enemies/posessors.

    Aw man xemnas. You just keep being very satisfyingly tragic over there, I will eat that up


    I KNEW AXEL WOULD ONLY PUT ON NEW CLOTHES FOR THE ENDING! DAMN IT AXEL

    U look cute tho keep it up

    O shit xion’s heckin adorable in new clothes too!!!! Strong bi energy

    O FUCK THAT’S A GOOD ISA


    NA

    MI

    NE!!!!!!!!

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSS


    :D :D :D awwww riku bein a good boy, welcoming the new girl, get her some decent clothes plz

    This is the best fucking beach party I’ve ever seen

    Aw hell yeah I can plausibly ship xion and namine finally


    Hey sorA WELCOME TO THE PARTY

    YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO

    THANK NAMINE

    ….

    Sora y u disappear

    Speedin through the creeediiits, get me to that bonus endiiing


    Well I’m happy for you xigbar but I have no clue what the fuck is happening

    …oh right maleficent exists

    I need to play the mobile game don’t i

    ….oh hey the box


    Whooooo I completed watching that. Thaaaaat is a lot to take in. take this stream of consciousness and I’ll probly have more thoughts in like… afew days

    But in the meantime all my thoughts are DEMYXXXXXXX
     
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  4. LumiLapin

    LumiLapin Bad Bad Bun

    Not reading any spoilers yet bc I only get to play with my friends every Sunday but just wanted to say that I stockholmed by friends into calling the lucky emblems hickeys
     
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  5. LumiLapin

    LumiLapin Bad Bad Bun

    ok I need to get this theory out there but
    In khux one of the 5 new foretellers is this guy, Brain. He dresses like a tool, is very mysterious, and has kinda assumed a leadership role. We know that 1 of the 5 new foretellers killed Strelitzia, and at first we are led to believe Lauriam did it, but it turns out that he's her brother (still mighta done it but). So I am positing that Brain killed Strelitzia.
    But that's not all! Brain seems to know more then he should. We've seen many of the other new foretellers using Starlight, the default keybladr, but I don't think we ever saw his. He dressed, let me emphasize, like a giant tool. Who else do we know who has been around that long? Who would have more info then the other new foretellers? Who has black hair? Who is a massive fucking tool? That's right, I am positing that Brain is Luxu, aka Braig, aka Xigbar. Brain. Braig. I rest my case.
     
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  6. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    OKAY SO
    I haven't played kingdom hearts 3 yet
    BECAUSE
    I GOT MY BOYFRIEND TO START PLAYING ALL THE GAMES
    I'm gonna wait for him
    I'm so happy he's super into this now, he's just started
    He's probably the only person I know irl who enjoyed chain of memories combat system
     
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  7. HonestlyVan

    HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

    Oh man am I expected to have played the DLC? Can I yell about Issues I Had With The Base Game or is there a separate thread for that somewhere?
     
  8. HonestlyVan

    HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

    Are you fucking kidding me, that's genius. I was wondering who Cloak McFuck reminded me of.
     
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  9. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    The body language matches exactly and it would be just like him to act a coward just so he could sit back and watch with popcorn and he was the hardest fucking boss in KH2
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    Don't get me started on this I'll be so mad if I'm wrong lol
     
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  10. HonestlyVan

    HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

    Please get started on this, actually, please, I want to hear

    all

    the crazy theories
     
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