I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

i feel a bit like a cryptid on this forum sometimes that just pops up every so often, often wearing someone else's face

 

Best cryptid tho. 10/10 would stalk with a camera

 

I'm going to make a list of my video games so i can see if i can actually play some of the ones i haven't touched

 

VIDDYGAEMES

PS2:
Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare
Castleween
Chaos Legion
Devil May Cry 2
Drakan: The Ancients' Gates
Escape from Monkey Island (played a bit of this. it's funny, but hard af and i think i'm stuck)
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X-2
Final Fantasy XII
JAK II: Renegade
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Legend (this is fun actually)
Lego Star Wars: The Video Game
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Legacy (not sure if this one will work, the disc is pretty scratched, i picked it up on a whim because it was like 50p)
Orphen: Scion of Sorcery
Prince of Persia Warrior Within
Prince of Persia The Sands of Time

PS3:
Agarest Generations of War Zero
Asscreed
Asscreed II
Asscreed III
Asscreed IV Black Flag
Asscreed Revelations
Asscreed Rogue
Asscreed Brotherhood
(Bioshock
Bioshock 2
Bioshock Infinite) (i know these games v well from watching others play them, and adore them, but have only as yet managed to play like five minutes of bioshock 1 without pussying out)
(Dragon Age Origins
Dragon Age II
Dragon Age Inquisition) (I could play these in my fucking sleep)
Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen
Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion / Elder Scrolls IV GOTY ed (i've played a bit of the non-goty ed and enjoy it, even if the making-friends-with-people mechanic is utterly incomprehensible. bought the goty ed with the intention of obtaining the skinless puppydog one day)
Fallout 3 (played some of this with my friend who loves fallout, and quite enjoyed it even if my friend took over and played more of it than i did in the end lmao)
FarCry 3
God of War: Ascension
Gran Turismo 5 (why? it came with the second-hand console i bought and i found crashing cars into walls therapeutic)
LittleBigPlanet (i'm SO BAD at this??)
Mass Effect (played, finished)
Mass Effect 2 (begun, inexplicably scared of continuing)
Mass Effect 3
The Orange Box (I adore portal but have never played it. suspect i'd be bad at it)
Sacred 2
Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
Transformers: Fall of Cybertron (not a bayverse movie game)
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Viking: Battle for Asgard

PS4:
Elder Scrolls Online with Morrowind expansion (played this on pc some, know i need a ps membership thing to play it on ps4)
Mass Effect Andromeda
Some cat game thing i forget the name of but looks cute

Wii:
Catz (this is a game for children and it's cute and stupid and i rather like it)
Death Jr: Root of Evil (I remember starting this and finding it interesting but i don't remember how far i got)
The Last Story (this actually belongs to a friend and i should return it to him. i'm very bad at it)
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (I have the official game manual for this, lmao)
Overlord: Dark Legend
Prince of Persia: Rival Swords (the controls on this are janky)
Tomb Raider Anniversary

DS/3DS:
Pokemon Ranger (why is this so weirdly hard it's for the kiddywinks)
Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum/Soulsilver/Heartgold/Black/Y/Sun (in various states of completion)
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Mariokart DS
New Super Mario Bros
Kirby: Mouse Attack (completed more times than I care to count)
Professor Layton and the Curious Village (i am very bad at puzzles)
Horrible Histories: Ruthless Romans (a children's educational game about romans that i enjoyed way too much)

PC:
A bunch of old shit that probably won't run without some kind of emulator, hidden object games which i need no encouragement to play, and stuff on my steam that i forget about. to be edited later

 

i have a lot of games??? most of them i have never touched.
someone tell me a thing to play and i will play it

 

go play Oblivion
join me in elder scrolls hell

 

ftr all of these were bought either second hand or on sale, i don't... i don't do the... spending lots of money on new viddygames thing.... i'm saving that for DA4, when i will go full hog with preorders and special editions

 

BUT I'VE ALREADY PLAYED OBLIVION A BIT LOQ
i should play it more though it's true i haven't even got to be the hero of that besieged town yet. because my pc is more interested in raiding ruins than anything else, and will go back to doing so whenever permitted

ETA: i think last time i played it i was looking for more healing potions because i had no idea how to get the fucking things

 

god what a mood
I got to like... that first town somehow and then got too annoyed at the PC ui and quit
but also: you should play Oblivion :p

 

mannnn wii catz was my shit back when i still had a wii, i spent so many hours on the fishing minigame haha, i love it it’s so cute

 

the pc ui is weird yes
the make-friends-with-npcs mechanic is utterly incomprehensible in every way and does not work the way walkthroughs say it should work, also
i like my pc though i made him really plain bordering on ugly and let's just say he wasn't in prison for no reason at the beginning

HIGH FUCKING FIVE
the plot is so preciously stupid. i adore it. i think where i left off i have to go round up some zoo animals or some shit.

 

look at this cock

 

y'know i think i'm just going to let the kinda hot orc lady eat all the horses she wants

 

i have an inexplicable fondness for all squeenix jrpgs that is only worsened by the fact i have yet to ever play a main-series final fantasy game. In my experience, everyone says bravely is better. :P
So my suggestion is to try the final fantasies and tell me what they're like :PPP

 

nothing at all weird about a skinny dunmer in furs chasing butterflies in the rain

 

once i've hit a point where i feel like giving up on oblivion i will absolutely do that =P

 

quest to actually continue main plot derailed by finding more ruins

 

something was making a terrifying scratchy-clicky noise in a room full of like. coffins and shit. and i was like what the actual. but it turned out to be a skeleton i'd killed earlier's bow rattling around on his bones

 

as it turned out they weren't coffins they were benches

so i had a lovely sit-down and a cup of tea

 

a) why did that wolf have a lockpick on it, b) double heart attack as wolf and apprentice of light armour alert popped up at exactly the same time