I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by TwoBrokenMirrors, Dec 17, 2018.

  1. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    i feel a bit like a cryptid on this forum sometimes that just pops up every so often, often wearing someone else's face
     
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  2. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Best cryptid tho. 10/10 would stalk with a camera
     
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  3. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    I'm going to make a list of my video games so i can see if i can actually play some of the ones i haven't touched
     
  4. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    VIDDYGAEMES

    PS2:
    Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare
    Castleween
    Chaos Legion
    Devil May Cry 2
    Drakan: The Ancients' Gates
    Escape from Monkey Island (played a bit of this. it's funny, but hard af and i think i'm stuck)
    Final Fantasy X
    Final Fantasy X-2
    Final Fantasy XII
    JAK II: Renegade
    Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Legend (this is fun actually)
    Lego Star Wars: The Video Game
    Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Legacy (not sure if this one will work, the disc is pretty scratched, i picked it up on a whim because it was like 50p)
    Orphen: Scion of Sorcery
    Prince of Persia Warrior Within
    Prince of Persia The Sands of Time

    PS3:
    Agarest Generations of War Zero
    Asscreed
    Asscreed II
    Asscreed III
    Asscreed IV Black Flag
    Asscreed Revelations
    Asscreed Rogue
    Asscreed Brotherhood
    (Bioshock
    Bioshock 2
    Bioshock Infinite) (i know these games v well from watching others play them, and adore them, but have only as yet managed to play like five minutes of bioshock 1 without pussying out)
    (Dragon Age Origins
    Dragon Age II
    Dragon Age Inquisition) (I could play these in my fucking sleep)
    Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen
    Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion / Elder Scrolls IV GOTY ed (i've played a bit of the non-goty ed and enjoy it, even if the making-friends-with-people mechanic is utterly incomprehensible. bought the goty ed with the intention of obtaining the skinless puppydog one day)
    Fallout 3 (played some of this with my friend who loves fallout, and quite enjoyed it even if my friend took over and played more of it than i did in the end lmao)
    FarCry 3
    God of War: Ascension
    Gran Turismo 5 (why? it came with the second-hand console i bought and i found crashing cars into walls therapeutic)
    LittleBigPlanet (i'm SO BAD at this??)
    Mass Effect (played, finished)
    Mass Effect 2 (begun, inexplicably scared of continuing)
    Mass Effect 3
    The Orange Box (I adore portal but have never played it. suspect i'd be bad at it)
    Sacred 2
    Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
    Transformers: Fall of Cybertron (not a bayverse movie game)
    Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
    Viking: Battle for Asgard

    PS4:
    Elder Scrolls Online with Morrowind expansion (played this on pc some, know i need a ps membership thing to play it on ps4)
    Mass Effect Andromeda
    Some cat game thing i forget the name of but looks cute

    Wii:
    Catz (this is a game for children and it's cute and stupid and i rather like it)
    Death Jr: Root of Evil (I remember starting this and finding it interesting but i don't remember how far i got)
    The Last Story (this actually belongs to a friend and i should return it to him. i'm very bad at it)
    Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (I have the official game manual for this, lmao)
    Overlord: Dark Legend
    Prince of Persia: Rival Swords (the controls on this are janky)
    Tomb Raider Anniversary

    DS/3DS:
    Pokemon Ranger (why is this so weirdly hard it's for the kiddywinks)
    Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum/Soulsilver/Heartgold/Black/Y/Sun (in various states of completion)
    Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
    Mariokart DS
    New Super Mario Bros
    Kirby: Mouse Attack (completed more times than I care to count)
    Professor Layton and the Curious Village (i am very bad at puzzles)
    Horrible Histories: Ruthless Romans (a children's educational game about romans that i enjoyed way too much)

    PC:
    A bunch of old shit that probably won't run without some kind of emulator, hidden object games which i need no encouragement to play, and stuff on my steam that i forget about. to be edited later
     
  5. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    i have a lot of games??? most of them i have never touched.
    someone tell me a thing to play and i will play it
     
  6. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    go play Oblivion
    join me in elder scrolls hell
     
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  7. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    ftr all of these were bought either second hand or on sale, i don't... i don't do the... spending lots of money on new viddygames thing.... i'm saving that for DA4, when i will go full hog with preorders and special editions
     
  8. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    BUT I'VE ALREADY PLAYED OBLIVION A BIT LOQ
    i should play it more though it's true i haven't even got to be the hero of that besieged town yet. because my pc is more interested in raiding ruins than anything else, and will go back to doing so whenever permitted

    ETA: i think last time i played it i was looking for more healing potions because i had no idea how to get the fucking things
     
  9. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    god what a mood
    I got to like... that first town somehow and then got too annoyed at the PC ui and quit
    but also: you should play Oblivion :p
     
  10. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    mannnn wii catz was my shit back when i still had a wii, i spent so many hours on the fishing minigame haha, i love it it’s so cute
     
  11. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    the pc ui is weird yes
    the make-friends-with-npcs mechanic is utterly incomprehensible in every way and does not work the way walkthroughs say it should work, also
    i like my pc though i made him really plain bordering on ugly and let's just say he wasn't in prison for no reason at the beginning

    HIGH FUCKING FIVE
    the plot is so preciously stupid. i adore it. i think where i left off i have to go round up some zoo animals or some shit.
     
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  12. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    [​IMG]
    look at this cock
     
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  13. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    y'know i think i'm just going to let the kinda hot orc lady eat all the horses she wants
     
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  14. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i have an inexplicable fondness for all squeenix jrpgs that is only worsened by the fact i have yet to ever play a main-series final fantasy game. In my experience, everyone says bravely is better. :P
    So my suggestion is to try the final fantasies and tell me what they're like :PPP
     
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  15. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    nothing at all weird about a skinny dunmer in furs chasing butterflies in the rain
     
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  16. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    once i've hit a point where i feel like giving up on oblivion i will absolutely do that =P
     
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  17. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    quest to actually continue main plot derailed by finding more ruins
     
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  18. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    something was making a terrifying scratchy-clicky noise in a room full of like. coffins and shit. and i was like what the actual. but it turned out to be a skeleton i'd killed earlier's bow rattling around on his bones
     
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  19. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    as it turned out they weren't coffins they were benches
    [​IMG]
    so i had a lovely sit-down and a cup of tea
     
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  20. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    a) why did that wolf have a lockpick on it, b) double heart attack as wolf and apprentice of light armour alert popped up at exactly the same time
     
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